Posted on 08/06/2022 3:29:09 PM PDT by Macho MAGA Man
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued guidelines instructing the public on how to mitigate the risk of transmitting monkeypox while engaging sexually with a partner.
While touting the monkeypox vaccine, CDC recommends anyone with monkeypox abstain from sex.
"Vaccination is an important tool in preventing the spread of monkeypox. But given the current limited supply of vaccine, consider temporarily changing some behaviors that may increase your risk of being exposed. These temporary changes will help slow the spread of monkeypox until vaccine supply is adequate,” the federal agency states in its Aug. 5 guidance.”If you or a partner has monkeypox, the best way to protect yourself and others is to avoid sex of any kind (oral, anal, vaginal) and do not kiss or touch each other’s bodies while you are sick, especially any rash. Do not share things like towels, fetish gear, sex toys, and toothbrushes.”
The CDC goes on to outline various ways to prevent transmission of the virus during sex.
(Excerpt) Read more at thegatewaypundit.com ...
Then there’s that scene from Judge Dredd.
Preaching discipline and restraint is futile if it wasn’t taught at home, and if it was, it’s not necessary.
I think these people sit in a bar, clink their drinks, snicker, and ponder how they can degenerate the culture in whatever way they can, see just how far they can push the peasants to determine what they can get away with. And with very few elected representatives with balls enough to tell them to go to hell.
Has Secretary Pete learned how to breast feed yet? Is he staying six feet away from his husband?
“I read the title and knew this had to be Babylon Bee..!”
CDC Recommends Masturbation 6 Feet Apart, Sex With Clothes On, Virtual Sex To Reduce Risk Of Monkeypox!”
Later after the stunning, I realized, that it was just CDC doing what it has done for decades!
CDC: “Uh, we don’t know if this vaccine for monkeypox works or not. But we’d love to give you some and add you to our database.”
Will the CDC set up a VAERS-like database for monkeypox?
No mention of a mask.
LOL! New grocery store music.
So much for two weeks to flatten the curve.
“CDC are a bunch of vile lechers and should not, at any time, be closer than a half mile to decent people!”
That, allows them to have free access, 24/7, to people in DC and Atlanta!
Top.
Men.
safe and effective...
Virtual sex? What?
Masturbation 6 feet apart?
What’s the point? This is something that may be done with NOBODY else present. Just exhibitionism. Might satisfy some egos, but the mind and spirit grow ever more warped.
> My standard distance is a ten foot pole. And even then...
I always insist on using somebody else’s ...
Olds 4-4-2 with bucket seats!
Wow... I just knew that had to be a Babylon Bee headline... Sadly I was wrong.
LOL, damn the BEE!!!
wait... wut???
the Camaro was a cross btwn sexual athletics, and self abuse...
How about a rat burger 🍔?
Only costs one Rolex watch ⌚!
This is aimed at the male homosexual folks and is good advice but silly sounding and probably impossible to do.
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