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AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/19/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/19/2022 3:26:46 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a heroic protest at the Supreme Court, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spent the better part of three hours sitting in an invisible police car with her wrists bound by invisible handcuffs, waiting to be taken to an invisible jail.

"After being threatened with an invisible gun, I was thrown on the ground by invisible police!" shouted Ocasio-Cortez as she flipped her hair for the camera. "They've kept me stuffed in this invisible squad car for hours, the fascists! When I get out of the invisible slammer, I'm going to make them pay - every last invisible one of them!"

Several members of Congress were reportedly arrested outside of the Supreme Court today, where they were protesting the court ruling that Congress had to actually show up for work. "It is absolutely heinous that the Supreme Court would ask us to like, make laws," said Representative Ilhan Omar. "We are far too busy leading protests about abortion to actually write any legislation on it. Ugh, why are these invisible handcuffs always so tight?"

Sources say Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has already obtained her first prison tattoo, which is invisible, and is subsisting well thus far on invisible prison food. She has reportedly kept herself in solitary confinement inside an invisible box, but she does come out to weep outside her own invisible prison cell if she thinks anyone with a camera is nearby.

At publishing time, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has generously offered to donate her invisible handcuffs to be displayed in the Smithsonian in commemoration of her bravery.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aoc; arrest; babylonbee; bartender; booty; bugeyed; cortez; fakelatina; invisible; juicybooty; marxist; sandycortez
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To: DFG
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21 posted on 07/19/2022 6:15:34 PM PDT by doug from upland (LET'S GO BRANDON)
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To: SkyDancer

LOL.


22 posted on 07/19/2022 6:21:45 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (First, they stole our elections. Then, they stole our country.)
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To: DFG

Thanks Bee...another laugh today..


23 posted on 07/19/2022 6:27:17 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
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To: Chad C. Mulligan

As I recall, she literally auditioned for the part of candidate when the Dems had nobody to run in her district.


24 posted on 07/19/2022 6:37:42 PM PDT by Seeing More Clearly Now ( )
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To: DFG

Absolutely brilliant work by BB.


25 posted on 07/19/2022 7:21:46 PM PDT by drwoof
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To: DFG

God bless the Bee


26 posted on 07/19/2022 7:42:08 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: DFG

I wish AOC would become invisible - forever. And also the whore from Somalia.


27 posted on 07/19/2022 8:12:26 PM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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To: DFG

Her problem is her brain and her voice both stopped maturing when she was nine years old.


28 posted on 07/19/2022 8:43:20 PM PDT by Paal Gulli
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To: null and void

i’d vote for John Bigbooty before AOC.


29 posted on 07/19/2022 10:37:18 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Apparatchik

And the sweater puppies.


30 posted on 07/22/2022 6:23:31 PM PDT by Tailback
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