Posted on 07/19/2022 3:26:46 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a heroic protest at the Supreme Court, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spent the better part of three hours sitting in an invisible police car with her wrists bound by invisible handcuffs, waiting to be taken to an invisible jail.
"After being threatened with an invisible gun, I was thrown on the ground by invisible police!" shouted Ocasio-Cortez as she flipped her hair for the camera. "They've kept me stuffed in this invisible squad car for hours, the fascists! When I get out of the invisible slammer, I'm going to make them pay - every last invisible one of them!"
Several members of Congress were reportedly arrested outside of the Supreme Court today, where they were protesting the court ruling that Congress had to actually show up for work. "It is absolutely heinous that the Supreme Court would ask us to like, make laws," said Representative Ilhan Omar. "We are far too busy leading protests about abortion to actually write any legislation on it. Ugh, why are these invisible handcuffs always so tight?"
Sources say Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has already obtained her first prison tattoo, which is invisible, and is subsisting well thus far on invisible prison food. She has reportedly kept herself in solitary confinement inside an invisible box, but she does come out to weep outside her own invisible prison cell if she thinks anyone with a camera is nearby.
At publishing time, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has generously offered to donate her invisible handcuffs to be displayed in the Smithsonian in commemoration of her bravery.
It’s clear now. She’s auditioning for Hollywood.
A prisoner of her own mind.
She carries her own builtin cushion to sit on
Where’s the invisible rope?
Also, she is serving drinks at an invisible bar.
Whoa, I didn't realize it was that serious! They're sitting in to protest being made to sit in.
The violent bartender now has a record.
Hail The Bee.
What a wonderful world it would be if she was invisible and mute
Right there, at the invisible lamppost!
I would like to see her asked how she has acquired $29 million since getting elected. The tips in congress must be better than tending bar.
I’m hoping President Trump will deport her to Puerto Rico in 2025 and spin the whole thing off to Venezuela.
$29 million?
Bwahaha!
Do you have a source for this?
Ping to post #4
Search FR. From Investment Watch.
I hope she loses her seat and is humiliated so hard we never have to see her smirking face again.
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