Porch Pirate Learns The Hard Way Not To Steal When Marine Riggs Amazon Package To Serve Him Instant Justice – The Robber Soiled Himself

Defiant America ^ | 05/19/2022 | Mack Cogburn

[thegagline]

Criminals getting blown up by retired Marines is just hilarious as heck.

Who better to deal out such righteous justice than a United States Marine, who has had more than enough of people stealing his packages from his porch. I’m not saying he handled the situation in the most legal fashion, nor will I say this is the best way to deal with porch thieves. However, I will say that I’m glad he went about it the way he did because it’s hilarious.

It was so bad that he literally soiled himself!

And then, after getting hit with a literal flashbang, he didn’t just run away (the heck?), but instead loitered around trying to make excuses before limping away to “get the package.”

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[albie]

I don’t think it was staged. Looks legit to me. If not, that’s awfully good acting.

[RWGinger]

In the many porch pirate vids I have seen the thieves don’t open the package right there.

[jacknhoo]

I juz gawna take yo stuf!

LOL, homeowner says, have at it!

[Sans-Culotte]

So he sticks his hand down his own butt and smells it?! That is beyond disgusting. What kind of “human” does that?

Could be that he felt something wet and wondered if it was blood. Turned out to be his own bodily excretions.

[mabarker1]

Too damn funny oh man watch the video.

[higgmeister]

Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer!

[shotgun]

All time classic!

[Seruzawa]

There is a better deterrent:

[Red Badger]

[V_TWIN]

I’ll be surprised if the homeowner doesn’t get sued.

IIRC it’s illegal to boobytrap your home.

Let the flaming begin

[William Tell]

”It’s completely harmless.”

Yes. Nobody has ever been harmed by a blank cartridge. Except, that is, … Oh, never mind.

If the porch pirate had fallen dead from a heart attack I have no doubt there would be liberal DAs happy to prosecute.

[FtrPilot]

I love watching Mark Rober on youtube with the glitter bomb packages...

Me too! Mark's videos are superb. Here's a link to his latest Glitter Bomb video.

Glitter Bomb 4.0

[dennisw]

Obama thought that was fabulous! While Mooch looks on with disdain.

[FtrPilot]

That is looking like a staged video trying to go viral to me.

It looks staged to me. Why would he run back up to the porch, other than to make sure he was still on camera.

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

The same kind of “human” who steals things off peoples front doors

[joma89]

This is how all thieves need to be treated.

[mikelets456]

I’m still laughing. It was like a “3 stooges” episode....

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Bump to read later.

[Beagle8U]

BookMark

[al_c]