Posted on 05/19/2022 10:12:14 AM PDT by thegagline
Criminals getting blown up by retired Marines is just hilarious as heck.
Who better to deal out such righteous justice than a United States Marine, who has had more than enough of people stealing his packages from his porch. I’m not saying he handled the situation in the most legal fashion, nor will I say this is the best way to deal with porch thieves. However, I will say that I’m glad he went about it the way he did because it’s hilarious.
It was so bad that he literally soiled himself!
And then, after getting hit with a literal flashbang, he didn’t just run away (the heck?), but instead loitered around trying to make excuses before limping away to “get the package.”
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His other job is Democrat ballot harvester and drop-box mule.
Per the article, it uses 12 ga. blanks, not a flashbang, which is a regulated explosive device.
Major language warning for anyone offended by the “N-word,” which, as many have pointed out, is perfectly okay for use between blacks, but if the Marine was a white man, you can bet the mobs likely would’ve burnt down his house by now.
In my little piece of the world, this SOB is likely to get more than just a flash-bang. And he wouldn’t be hanging around talking shat, either.
From the sounds of it, it is black on black theft.
Won’t be reported on, will never hit the “official” stats.
For those wondering about the “bobby trap”, it’s a fake box loaded with 12 gauge blanks that will explode when the package is picked up. It’s completely harmless. It’s sold online but it’s currently sold out.
So he sticks his hand down his own butt and smells it?! That is beyond disgusting. What kind of “human” does that? Proud Marine sticks it to him. Bravo!
Hahahaha
That is looking like a staged video trying to go viral to me.
An actor. It was staged. Part of the script.
the guy screaming needs to sell a tape for a deterrent. some old granny could use it to scare people off
Staged, but still funny as hell IMO.
LOL. This guy is too funny. I love watching Mark Rober on youtube with the glitter bomb packages but this thief soiling himself was just perfect instant karma.
what fat actor is going to smell his own poop just for a viral video. subjects him to ridicule
“It’s completely harmless.”
That can be remedied.
Check out Mark Rober’s YouTube channel for more porch pirate fun. He’s a former NASA Engineer that got tired of porch pirates, and took his glitter bomb up a few notches.
I thought so too but if true that porch pirate is the greatest actor of all time.
You can still get burned from a blank. I speak from experience.
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