Posted on 05/10/2022 1:40:37 PM PDT by DFG
PALM BEACH, FL—Former President Donald Trump has declared his very first move after victory in 2024 will be to make himself head of the new Disinformation Governance Board.
"Nobody knows disinformation more than do, and we're gonna get rid of it," said Trump. "The moment our great nation finally gets rid of Sleepy Joe—who has done so many terrible things—your favorite President will get right to work getting rid of the FAKE NEWS. And with the power of the Disinformation Governance Board, I will make everyone tell the truth about a certain STOLEN ELECTION!"
Sources close to Trump say there are several areas of online disinformation the President is looking forward to settling once he becomes the arbiter of truth. He plans to tackle diverse issues ranging from 'Russian collusion' to 'whether a hot dog is a sandwich.'
"We are going to make the internet great again, it will be tremendous," said Trump from his Mar-A-Lago club. "Everyone will finally have to agree I beat Sleepy Joe in all 50 states. There will be no more COVID, only 'Wuhan Flu'. No more dumb people talking about LeBron being better than Jordan, or wondering which President has done the most for Christians and African Americans. The truth will beautiful!"
At publishing time, President Trump added that will also settle the debate between In-N-Out and Whataburger once and for all by making everyone eat a Big Mac and declaring both sides "complete and total losers."
Who is the gullible keyword spammer that labeled this as fake news?
The Press will love this...Chomp boys...chomp...
Hints at a Truth that escapes plenty on both the right and the left:
Never give a government you like and control any more power than you want it to have when it’s controlled by people you hate and who hate you.
I don’t want a government under Trump or DeSantis to be able to do a single thing to even the farthest left lib if it means President AOC with Democratic supermajorities in both houses could do it to me.
Darn it. I need to get in the habit of ALWAYS looking at the source of the article before I read the text.
Like most of the Dims’ actions, the creation of this Ministry of Truth board will come back and bite them in the @ss.
This post is so realistic and so needed. It is a real news story, right? Should I check with the Ministry of Truth to see if it is real?
💥BOOM!💥
It could happen.
The Bee is fricken’ hilarious!
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