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'Where Does Disney Get So Much Money To Push Its Leftist Agenda?' Asks Man In Star Wars Shirt Eating $12 Mickey Mouse-Shaped Pretzel
Babylon Bee ^ | 6 Apr 2022 | Anon

Posted on 04/07/2022 3:38:02 PM PDT by Rummyfan

According to sources, local conservative/libertarian-ish man Kyle McManus on Monday pondered how Disney has so much money, power, and cultural influence to push its leftist agenda. The man wondered these things as he stood on a bridge inside Disney's California Adventure eating a $12 Mickey Mouse-shaped pretzel.

"I just don't get how Disney keeps funding all these LGBTQ agenda-driven movies and shows," said the man wearing a Star Wars T-shirt purchased for $36 at the World of Disney store. "We need to start fighting back to retake the culture, but it's just so tough when Disney has so much funding."

"I wonder where they get it all," he mused as he looked out over the fountain display in front of the Pixar Pal-A-Round Ferris wheel while dipping his $12 Mickey Mouse-shaped pretzel into his $3 cup of cheese sauce. "It's like they have unlimited money. Who on earth would fund this operation that keeps grooming our kids and pushing their radical agenda on us?"

"It must be George Soros," he concluded as he wiped the cheese sauce from his face, adjusted his Groot Mini Magnetic Shoulder Plush ($18), and wandered off toward Disneyland in search of the new, limited-edition MSE-6 series repair droid popcorn bucket at one of the stands in Galaxy's Edge, pausing first to adjust his $29.99 artificial leather Mickey Mouse ears

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; disney; disneycompanies; disneygraphic; disneyplus; humor; satire
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1 posted on 04/07/2022 3:38:02 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Rummyfan

Probably truer than not. We quit dizzknee decades ago. Don’t miss it in the least.


2 posted on 04/07/2022 3:45:43 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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To: Rummyfan

Here’s the answer:

1-day ticket (Ages 10+)

from:

$109.00

per ticket

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/admission/tickets/


3 posted on 04/07/2022 3:46:20 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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4 posted on 04/07/2022 3:46:59 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Rummyfan

It’s hard for parody to beat reality.

How about $5,000 for a weekend for a family of 4 at the Disney Galactic Star-cruiser Hotel?

https://dorksideoftheforce.com/2021/08/10/star-wars-galactic-starcruiser-pricing-cost/


5 posted on 04/07/2022 3:50:28 PM PDT by Flick Lives (The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer)
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To: Rummyfan

We went to Disney World in 1984. $18.00/person. After an hour and a half of wondering why we were there we asked for and received our money back. The exit escort was stern.

Can’t figure the appeal.

PS: Do say FUD


6 posted on 04/07/2022 3:51:44 PM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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7 posted on 04/07/2022 3:54:27 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Flick Lives

It’s actually $6K for a family of four now. And that is for only two nights. Insane.


8 posted on 04/07/2022 4:02:26 PM PDT by throwthebumsout
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To: Rummyfan
The answer lies at Dun & Bradstreet


9 posted on 04/07/2022 4:14:15 PM PDT by C210N (Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
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To: Trillian
The dirty little secret behind disney - they worship BAAL/Baphomet.


10 posted on 04/07/2022 4:16:41 PM PDT by C210N (Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
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To: C210N

I’m stunned at that graphic... can’t read most of it.


11 posted on 04/07/2022 4:38:22 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: C210N

The artists at Dizney do that quite often...

Not sure if it’s diznee-related but have you ever heard of the TV cartoon show “Pinkalicious and Peterific”? Parents haven’t caught on yet? Idiots, its right in their faces.


12 posted on 04/07/2022 4:39:11 PM PDT by jpp113
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To: jpp113

I just ran away from home
Now I’m going to dizz knee land
I just crashed my car again
Now I’m going to dizz knee land
I just robbed a grocery store
I’m going to dizz knee land
I just flipped off President George
I’m going to dizz knee land

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daa9pZDxfIY


13 posted on 04/07/2022 4:43:02 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I don’t know, let’s ask Mikhail Sergeyivich Mouse.


14 posted on 04/07/2022 4:46:52 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell ("Who is winning this war, commander?" "I don't know, everyone seems to be losing today.")
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To: jpp113

Parents have offered their children to the false gods for decades. From public schools to smart phones to iPads to cable TV. Disney is one of many altars upon which our secular culture rushes to sacrifice their children.


15 posted on 04/07/2022 4:48:31 PM PDT by KierkegaardMAN (I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.)
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To: C210N

Someone posted that picture last night and I couldn’t figure it out! omg these people


16 posted on 04/07/2022 5:00:02 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Trillian

Once you know, you can’t unknow it. Disney is evil incarnate.


17 posted on 04/07/2022 5:01:02 PM PDT by C210N (Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
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To: Rummyfan

Haven’t been since Michael Jackson died, and they happened to have a Michael Jackson Exhibit, then my Wife blurted out rather loudly:

Even after Death he is still attracting little boys!

Boy did the parents give some dirty looks.


18 posted on 04/07/2022 5:05:05 PM PDT by eyeamok (founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
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19 posted on 04/07/2022 5:05:10 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: rktman

I saw that at work & realized it was the BB, but I can’t/won’t comment from work computers. It’s probably a LOT truer than most people realize. We still have people from church taking their kids to Disney! I’m floored!


20 posted on 04/07/2022 5:28:12 PM PDT by Shery ( )
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