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Nation Prepares to Celebrate 2nd Anniversary of Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve
The Babylon Bee ^ | February 16, 2022 | Staff

Posted on 03/20/2022 10:13:27 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat

The nation is preparing to celebrate what has become a beloved annual holiday: Two Weeks To Slow The Spread Day, to be held in March every year.

"This time of year we like to come together to remember the historic day two years ago when we put on masks and locked ourselves down, trusting that the lockdown would be over in just two weeks," said local man Paul Christof as he stared out his window longingly, his three masks securely in place. "This year, I'm going all out with a Zoom party with no more than five of my closest friends—I mean, closest, figuratively speaking, of course. We'll be literally far apart, because I want to stay home and stay safe, and I don't want grandma to die."....

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; covid; tyranny
Somehow we missed this. I blame Putin. Everybody else seems to blame him for everything that goes wrong.
1 posted on 03/20/2022 10:13:27 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat
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To: CheshireTheCat

How coming slowing the spread of a virus advanced the spread of Communism? ( Hint: it was a Communist Virus )


2 posted on 03/20/2022 10:18:03 PM PDT by Nateman (Xi Jinping is the most diabolical enemy Americans has ever had. 🍊)
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To: CheshireTheCat

Kevin Sorbo / @ksorbs
I’m going to need everybody to stop driving for the next 2 weeks, it’s to flatten the raising gas prices, don’t be selfish.
Mar 14, 2022 -4:33 PM UTC


3 posted on 03/20/2022 10:52:29 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy gas)
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To: CheshireTheCat

It’s a shame they quit doing satire.


4 posted on 03/20/2022 11:24:42 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: metmom

Exactly,
2 YEARS is a long Time to
Waste Masked Up and
LOCKED DOWN!


5 posted on 03/20/2022 11:30:27 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (On the Other hand,,, Free Men Choose- - SLAVES OBEY)
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To: Big Red Badger

I think some people really ENJOY wearing the face diaper now. When I go into a store with optional face covering, I still see about a third of the drones covering up.


6 posted on 03/21/2022 3:07:07 AM PDT by fwdude (Every time I see someone voluntarily masked in public, I know I'm looking at a vaccinated person.)
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To: fwdude

I was just thinking about the same thing.
Call it conditioning or
Programming or a Safe Space
kinda thing,,
What can you do the Wake folks from the Deception?


7 posted on 03/21/2022 6:34:55 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (On the Other hand,,, Free Men Choose- - SLAVES OBEY)
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