Posted on 03/16/2022 10:41:23 AM PDT by Starman417
Idiocracy was a movie released in 2006. It was supposed to be a comedy but morphed into a sad documentary which envisioned "a disturbing prophetic look at the future of America-and-our era of stupidity."
The movie documents an Army experiment in suspended animation. Two subjects are preserved cryogenically and frozen in a time capsule. The Army forgot about the experiment and the time capsule was lost in the dust of time. Both subjects wake up in the year 2505 and discover that America is completely filled with dumb people. Apparently intelligent people stopped having children and stupid people procreated like rabbits. "Future" America is run entirely by idiots who are perpetually stuck on stupid.
The leader of "future" America is President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. President Camacho dictates that all crops must be watered with an energy sport drink called Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator. Brawndo is full of electrolytes and five kinds of sugar so it must be good for growing things!
Why wait for 2505? Idiocracy accurately describes the goofy decisions of cognitively impaired Joe Biden in 2022. Our feckless leader, "Mountain Dew" Biden could be Camacho's great-grandfather. No one would be surprised if Joe signed an Executive Order demanding that all crops be watered with Brawndo because it has "electrolytes, you dumb, dog, pony soldiers." Dr. Fauci would hype electrolytes, whatever they are, and demand that everyone on the planet drink 4 cans of Brawndo a day.
Biden doesn't know what is going on with Ukraine. He doesn't know what's going on with ANYTHING. He's not cognitively capable of leading. He needs to RESIGN before our country suffers anymore.That's the dude in charge of our nuclear codes. God help us. Biden's cognitive ability maybe impaired but at least the country is safe from Trump's snarky tweets. Everyday I receive multiple e-mails from Don's campaign staff asking for my opinions and $$$. I don't have $ but I do have plenty of opinions. Not really sure but Trump may have invited me to Mar-a-Lago for lunch.
Lets go to the gag reel and review Biden's bloopers since his inauguration:
1. Abandoned Afghanistan. Joe pulled all of our troops out of Afghanistan in the middle of the night and forgot to tell anyone. Joe also forgot to take 84 billion dollars of our sensitive military equipment and left desperate, stranded Americans to fend for themselves. The optics of Americans begging for help looked really bad so Joe sent 1,000 troops back into harms way. 13 of those brave service members returned to the USA in body bags.
2. Closed the Keystone XL Pipeline. Why tap vast American oil resources when you can use taxpayer money to import oil from Russia, Venezuela, Iran, and Mars?
3. Biden "triple dog dared" Putin to invade Ukraine. Challenge accepted and Putin's tanks roll into Ukraine searching for some maternity wards to destroy. Under pressure by Peppermint Patty to do something presidential, Biden banned Russian oil imports. Biden forgot that we need Russian oil and then remembered that he moronically crippled his own energy industry. America was in crisis mode and Biden begged our BFFs, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Venezuela and Mars to pretty please pump more oil. They took a hard pass and collectively told Joe, "Sucks to be you "Mountain Dew." Biden is still waiting to hear from the Martians.
4. Gasoline at the pumps hit $6.00 a gallon. "Mountain Dew" Biden and Peppermint Patty blame, Russia, Trump, Witchcraft, Tic Tok dog videos and Leatherface who recently returned to terrorize Millennials. Idiocracy.
5. Inflation spikes. "Mountain Dew" Biden blames Trump, Corn Pop, Jussie Smollett and Scrooge McDuck. Idiocracy.
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Good buddy of mine argued a long time ago that Idiocracy is actually a libertarian utopia. I can’t remember all of the salient points, but despite the stupidity of the populace, it didn’t strike me as being tyrannical.
It was hilarious, that’s what it was.
Wife and I stumbled across it on HBO late one evening and nearly died laughing.
Biden isn't running things! Whether he draws breath or not has NO bearing on what course this country takes.
I watched that movie because people on FR recommended it. It was terrible.
Oh we watch it at least once a year on DVD. It’s thoroughly entertaining.
I would much rather have President Camacho than what we have now.
It’s great, you’re crazy.
Funny that you posted this just now.
A few minutes before you posted this, I posted this comment on a different thread:
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I work with idiots.
I didn’t know they were such idiots until recently.
I wonder if the vaccine has turned them into idiots.
My question to you guys: Have the people where you work turned into idiots in the past year?
For the many of you who are retired: Do your adult children (in the case of those of you who are fortunate to have adult children on the same page of the Notavax issue) report that they have noticed more stupid decisions being made where they work?
“despite the stupidity of the populace, it didn’t strike me as being tyrannical.”
You forget about the part where they were going to murder the smartest man in the world in a public gladiatorial spectacle, as a scapegoat for their problems he had nothing to do with?
We have it on DVD so they can’t make it disappear down the Memory Hole...................
But at least they just went straight to it. They didn’t imprison him without trial for over a year.
/crickets
You need some Rehabilitation
Bttt
I just look at how people drive as of late. I’ve almost been run off the road more times in the last 4 months than the previous 40 years.
Someone on another thread posted much the same comment about drivers with a couple minutes of yours.
"Go away.....'batin'!"
I had two things happen to me at work the other day.
One lady told me reporters are afraid to tell the truth now after what happened to that one reporter...she couldn’t think of the name. The reporter was fired because he told the truth about George Bush. I quickly realized that she was talking about Dan Rather. To this day she believes Dan Rather told the truth about Bush and Bush pressured people in high places to have him fired wrongfully.
Another coworker, when I mentioned about things being bad with the economy said:
Because of Putin?
So the propaganda does work and the false info is implanted in people’s heads forever.
I don’t think it’s because of the vaccine. It’s decades of demoralization and brainwashing. But like in Idiocracy people are getting less intelligent. Brainwashing, poor diets, a steady steam of crap music and other entertainment in our culture. Foul, primal people being promoted and worshipped like gods. The pitting of groups against one another to make hatred the go to emotion. It’s all to get us to act like animals.
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