Posted on 02/21/2022 8:02:07 AM PST by John Semmens
Firmly convinced that Russia will invade Ukraine unless he can stop them, President Biden has tasked Vice-President Harris with "soothing the savage breasts of these potential combatants."
Biden says he is optimistic for her prospects of success. "She is a woman known for her feminine wiles," he pointed out. "Despite her lack of significant contributions to the public good in all the jobs she's had in the public sector and the unfavorable impression most ordinary people have of her, she has risen to the second-highest job in our government. She also has a very positive endorsement of her skills from former California Assembly Speaker Willie Brown who called them 'mighty fine.'"
"I figure calming the irascible Zelensky and Putin would be right up her alley," the President predicted. "If she can get them to make love, not war, a great tragedy may be averted."
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Biden sends his cackling attack dog at Putin. Did she take her knee pads with her?
Biden sends his cackling attack dog at Putin. Did she take her knee pads with her?
Feminine wiles? Is he expecting her to give Putin a Willie Brown?
Harris: “I got your piece right here, guys.”
It’s rumored heels up is doing fine
I think the rumour that Jill Biden is wanting to kill Kamala Harris’s career as punishment for her calling Joe Biden a racist is true.
“Stay-Puft Sends Marshmallow to Extinguish Bonfire”
Why isn’t the mighty United Nations sending their “peace-keepers” to the Russia/Ukraine border to keep the peace? Isn’t that what we pay them to do? </sarcasm>
And she's a heartbeat away...
She’s looking for roots and tubers.
We can count on our Vice P. to assume an appropriate position with Putin and she will bend over backwards to ensure the best outcome.
A peace for you and a peace for you........................
There are 1000’s of Ukrainian and Russian women, that would Harris down a few pegs, and it will take only one to do the job!
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