Posted on 01/28/2022 4:32:25 PM PST by DFG
U.S.—A new Gallup Poll shows President Biden beating out the infamous Brussels Sprout for America's least favorite vegetable. The poll, partially conducted as a survey for TV's Family Feud, has been criticized by the Biden administration as "unfair."
Press Secretary Jen Psaki addressed the polling data during her daily press briefing. "The president feels, and we agree, that he's not a vegetable because he occasionally moves around sometimes. A Brussel sprout or, excuse me, 'Brussels sprout' doesn't move. It is literally a vegetable. The president also feels that he tastes much better."
"Besides," Psaki continued. "We believe that while the president may be a less favorable vegetable, his being a vegetable is a major boon for us as a nation. Vegetables make you strong like Wolverine or Colossus."
The majority of the press in attendance appeared to be satisfied with the answer. Fox News Reporter Peter Doocy, however, pressed the issue. "But everyone hates Brussels sprouts!"
Psaki did not respond to Doocy's statement, but President Biden did later call him a "stupid shepherd's pie."
At publishing time, Jen Psaki apologized for implying that people in a vegetative state are like the X-Men.
Good one!
They should have waited. Opinion will reverse in A week or two.
Oh well. I had Biden rated between Turnip and Skunk Cabbage personally.
Ok, that went out in an email to family and friends....
;>)
The Bee is on a roll.
LOL
Has he won the Nobel Prize yet like the Imposter?
Hey, Brussel sprouts cooked right are awesome.
Something biden never will be.
My children often ask me to cook them for dinner. They never ask about Joe Biden.
them = brussel sprouts
Most everyone tells me they don't like Brussels sprouts.
Until they've had MY Brussels sprouts...
Did you have to get one of those giant pots from Lehman’s?
I love Brussel sprouts. My least favorite vegetable is Lettusgo Brandon sprouts
No but my working could qualify me for a headline writing job with the Associated Press.
Frankly, even canned peas are better than Biden.
I heard the same from mr. mm.
I fry up bacon, take it out and put it aside then stir fry the Brussel sprouts in the bacon grease and about 10 mins later add some onion and finish cooking. Then I add the bacon chunks back in.
He told me that if he had Brussel sprouts like that as a kid, he would have liked them.
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