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Joe Biden Beats Out Brussels Sprouts For America's Least Favorite Vegetable
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/28/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/28/2022 4:32:25 PM PST by DFG

U.S.—A new Gallup Poll shows President Biden beating out the infamous Brussels Sprout for America's least favorite vegetable. The poll, partially conducted as a survey for TV's Family Feud, has been criticized by the Biden administration as "unfair."

Press Secretary Jen Psaki addressed the polling data during her daily press briefing. "The president feels, and we agree, that he's not a vegetable because he occasionally moves around sometimes. A Brussel sprout or, excuse me, 'Brussels sprout' doesn't move. It is literally a vegetable. The president also feels that he tastes much better."

"Besides," Psaki continued. "We believe that while the president may be a less favorable vegetable, his being a vegetable is a major boon for us as a nation. Vegetables make you strong like Wolverine or Colossus."

The majority of the press in attendance appeared to be satisfied with the answer. Fox News Reporter Peter Doocy, however, pressed the issue. "But everyone hates Brussels sprouts!"

Psaki did not respond to Doocy's statement, but President Biden did later call him a "stupid shepherd's pie."

At publishing time, Jen Psaki apologized for implying that people in a vegetative state are like the X-Men.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bestheadlineever; biden; brusselsprouts; doocy; joebiden; joethevegetable; poll; vegetable; vegetableinchief
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1 posted on 01/28/2022 4:32:25 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Good one!


2 posted on 01/28/2022 4:34:46 PM PST by FLNittany
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To: DFG

They should have waited. Opinion will reverse in A week or two.


3 posted on 01/28/2022 4:35:09 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (Let's go Brandon)
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To: DFG

Oh well. I had Biden rated between Turnip and Skunk Cabbage personally.


4 posted on 01/28/2022 4:38:25 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: DFG

Ok, that went out in an email to family and friends....

;>)


5 posted on 01/28/2022 4:40:02 PM PST by Mr Rogers (We're a nation of feelings, not thoughts.)
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To: DFG

The Bee is on a roll.


6 posted on 01/28/2022 4:40:17 PM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: DFG

LOL


7 posted on 01/28/2022 4:44:33 PM PST by simpson96
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To: DFG

Has he won the Nobel Prize yet like the Imposter?


8 posted on 01/28/2022 4:46:30 PM PST by Varsity Flight ( "War by the prophesies set before you." I Timothy 1:18)
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To: DFG
Ouch, but accurate.
9 posted on 01/28/2022 4:50:42 PM PST by McGruff (Trump/DeSantis 2024)
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To: DFG; FLNittany; ImJustAnotherOkie; Billthedrill; Mr Rogers; RoosterRedux; simpson96; ...

10 posted on 01/28/2022 4:51:47 PM PST by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: DFG

Hey, Brussel sprouts cooked right are awesome.

Something biden never will be.


11 posted on 01/28/2022 4:53:42 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
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To: metmom

My children often ask me to cook them for dinner. They never ask about Joe Biden.


12 posted on 01/28/2022 4:55:37 PM PST by posterchild
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To: posterchild

them = brussel sprouts


13 posted on 01/28/2022 4:56:26 PM PST by posterchild
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To: metmom
Hey, Brussel sprouts cooked right are awesome.

Most everyone tells me they don't like Brussels sprouts.

Until they've had MY Brussels sprouts...

14 posted on 01/28/2022 4:57:27 PM PST by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: posterchild

Did you have to get one of those giant pots from Lehman’s?


15 posted on 01/28/2022 4:58:33 PM PST by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: DFG

I love Brussel sprouts. My least favorite vegetable is Lettusgo Brandon sprouts


16 posted on 01/28/2022 4:58:41 PM PST by CJ Wolf ( what is scarier than offensive words? Not being able to say them. )
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To: kiryandil

No but my working could qualify me for a headline writing job with the Associated Press.


17 posted on 01/28/2022 5:05:03 PM PST by posterchild
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To: DFG

Frankly, even canned peas are better than Biden.


18 posted on 01/28/2022 5:11:32 PM PST by Valpal1
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To: posterchild
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19 posted on 01/28/2022 5:18:14 PM PST by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: kiryandil

I heard the same from mr. mm.

I fry up bacon, take it out and put it aside then stir fry the Brussel sprouts in the bacon grease and about 10 mins later add some onion and finish cooking. Then I add the bacon chunks back in.

He told me that if he had Brussel sprouts like that as a kid, he would have liked them.


20 posted on 01/28/2022 5:21:47 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
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