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Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The American People Make Medical Decisions For Themselves
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/13/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/13/2022 11:59:08 AM PST by DFG

U.S.—The SCOTUS has struck down Biden’s vaccine mandates on the grounds that they are unconstitutional. Experts say this sets a dangerous precedent of letting individuals make their own medical decisions.

“What am I supposed to do now that I don’t have private companies working with the Federal government to force me to inject a foreign substance into my body?” said Linda Waddlebum, a concerned mother of 6 cats. “So dangerous and shortsighted. How will I stay healthy? I don’t even recognize this America anymore.”

In response to the court’s decision, a large group of protestors has gathered outside of the Supreme Court building. “Pfizer knows best! What they inject, I can’t object!” they chanted while ripping up copies of the constitution. “Give us petty tyranny or give us death! Abolish the Supreme Court!”

“You can’t give people choices! What if they make the wrong one? One that isn’t what I wanted them to do?” said Waddlebum. “Next thing you know, people will decide to send their kids back to school and return to work in person without masks.”

At publishing time, people were dangerously continuing on with their lives making the best medical decisions possible for themselves and their families. They were even able to make these decisions without fear of losing their livelihood.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; mandate; pfizer; scotus; vaccine
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1 posted on 01/13/2022 11:59:08 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

LOL - “Dangerous Precedent”

Gotta love the Bee.


2 posted on 01/13/2022 12:01:41 PM PST by House Atreides
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To: DFG

...Linda Waddlebum....

Whoever the staff member is that came up with name deserves a raise or an award.


3 posted on 01/13/2022 12:07:29 PM PST by twoputt
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To: DFG

Except for healthcare workers. My daughter will be doctor of physical therapy in May... but may not be able to work to pay off her $100,000 in student loans because she’s not getting the vaccine. Roberts is a bastard. (Same for Kavanaugh.)


4 posted on 01/13/2022 12:07:31 PM PST by BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan (If in doubt, it's probably sarcasm)
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To: twoputt

“concerned mother of six cats”….!


5 posted on 01/13/2022 12:09:48 PM PST by Jumpmaster (U.S. Army Paratrooper. I am the 0.001%.)
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To: DFG

The Supreme Court decided this one right. The Biden mandates were wrong.


6 posted on 01/13/2022 12:12:53 PM PST by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: twoputt
"Waddlebum" -- yeah, that absolutely cracked me up.

"Hey, who you callin' 'waddlebum'???"


7 posted on 01/13/2022 12:13:35 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (81 million votes...and NOT ONE "Build Back Better" hat)
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To: DFG

The Bee is turning into a news org.


8 posted on 01/13/2022 12:14:05 PM PST by taxcontrol (The choice is clear - either live as a slave on your knees or die as a free citizen on your feet.)
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To: DFG

People are dying in emergency rooms now because of staff shortages. Shortages caused by the Jab mandate. People will did because of this Supreme exception.


9 posted on 01/13/2022 12:14:58 PM PST by Nateman (Xi Jinping is the most diabolical enemy America has ever had. 🍊)
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To: DFG

Dangerous Precedent; BS. Look where the CDC and NIH have led the American people thus far with treating Covid, if HCQ, Zinc Sulfate and Ivermectin were OTC, death rates would be 85% lower. That information is straight from Dr. Risch, MD, PHD and DR. Malone, MD. Videos are on Youtube of them making those statements.


10 posted on 01/13/2022 12:29:45 PM PST by chopperk
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To: twoputt
I agree.

The phrase "concerned mother of 6 cats": worth about $100 bucks.

"Waddlebum": priceless!

11 posted on 01/13/2022 12:33:43 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan

Yup, wife works at a nursing home. No test-out option with this mandate. We just got over covid but natural immunity is no longer a thing. This sucks.


12 posted on 01/13/2022 12:43:56 PM PST by Pollard (PureBlood -- https://youtube.com/watch?v=VXm0fkDituE)
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To: DFG; Jane Long; ransomnote; SecAmndmt; Secret Agent Man; Jan_Sobieski; bagster; ...

And I thought the BB was satire.

Silly me.


13 posted on 01/13/2022 1:12:53 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith….)
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To: metmom

😂😂

Their satire is now REAL LIFE, as of last year 😩


14 posted on 01/13/2022 1:22:35 PM PST by Jane Long (What we were told was a “conspiracy theory” in 2020 is now fact. 🙏🏻 Ps 33:12 )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Amazing that you found her pic 😉😂


15 posted on 01/13/2022 1:23:23 PM PST by Jane Long (What we were told was a “conspiracy theory” in 2020 is now fact. 🙏🏻 Ps 33:12 )
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To: metmom

Laughed out loud! Thanks for the ping


16 posted on 01/13/2022 2:11:41 PM PST by week 71
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To: Jane Long

LOL. She has LOTS of sisters out there, so it was hard to pinpoint her.


17 posted on 01/13/2022 2:37:06 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (81 million votes...and NOT ONE "Build Back Better" hat)
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To: BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan

Your daughter is finishing med school with only $100k in debt? That’s pretty amazing. I’m sure she’ll do fine even if she has fewer employment options. And student loans can be deferred, refinanced, and be paid off in small payments based on income.

Repayment would be 10-15% of discretionary income max. This is lower than the interest rates (meaning principle is being reduced even if it is happening slowly) and, with inflation, paying slowly might make a lot of sense. Inflation will probably remain higher than loan interest rates in this case.


18 posted on 01/13/2022 3:08:14 PM PST by unlearner (Si vis pacem, para bellum. Let him who desires peace prepare for war.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

The rip on the couch is an exquisite touch.


19 posted on 01/13/2022 3:35:06 PM PST by Founding Father (The Pedophile moHAMmudd [PBUH---Pigblood be upon him]; Charles Martel for President)
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To: BuchananBrigadeTrumpFan

Agreed. Hate the way this is going down. I hope in 2 years this crap is gone.


20 posted on 01/13/2022 3:52:14 PM PST by wgmalabama (We will find out if the Vac or virus risk was the correct choice - can we put truth above narrative)
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