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Biden Announces He's Been Told He's Running Again In 2024
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/23/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/23/2021 12:41:25 PM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaking at the end of a hallway in the White House after trying in vain to avoid the White House press corps, President Biden announced that he had been told he’s running for re-election in 2024.

“I’ve been informed that it is my intention to run for re-election in 2024,” said the president to a large potted plant instead of the crowd of journalists behind him. “As an exemplar of progressive ideals, it is my duty to lead this country to a better future, or so they tell me.”

When asked by intrepid reporters if he is concerned his poor approval ratings might hinder his chances at making it through the primaries, let alone the general election, Biden stopped chewing on the house plant’s leaves and told them he will let them know as soon as someone lets him know the answer to that question.

Dr. Jill Biden then jumped out from behind the half-eaten potted plant and informed the press corps there would be no more questions until her husband’s inauguration in January of 2025.

She then led her husband away by waving a Biden Treat™ in front of his face.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; dementia; jill; pottedplant

1 posted on 11/23/2021 12:41:25 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

He won’t make it past 2022

Just Now
VIDEO: Biden reads “end of quote” off the teleprompter
https://rumble.com/vpp1wn-biden-reads-end-of-quote-off-the-teleprompter.html?mref=kkgl3&mc=3chow


2 posted on 11/23/2021 12:43:23 PM PST by janetjanet998
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To: DFG

Cue el Cid


3 posted on 11/23/2021 12:45:19 PM PST by combat_boots (Hi God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! In God We Trust! W)
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To: DFG

He had to say that he’s already a lame duck.


4 posted on 11/23/2021 1:01:23 PM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: DFG

As long as doing so can keep the Bidens out of the clinker, he’ll be propped up for photo ops and the election votes made to add up just right.


5 posted on 11/23/2021 1:01:31 PM PST by Seeing More Clearly Now ( )
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To: DFG

start the pool, will he make it to 2024 or not, and on what day and month he dont!


6 posted on 11/23/2021 1:05:27 PM PST by Terry L Smith
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To: DFG

Breathing or not - he’ll be on the ballot.


7 posted on 11/23/2021 1:10:04 PM PST by GreyHoundSailor (LGBTQ - Let's Get Brandon To Quit)
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To: DFG

Gotta love the B!


8 posted on 11/23/2021 1:17:23 PM PST by DadOfFive (Remember...don't bring a skateboard to a gunfight!)
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To: DFG

Run, Brandon, run!


9 posted on 11/23/2021 1:19:05 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: janetjanet998

I saw someone say earlier that Biden read the “End quote” off the teleprompter, and I didn’t really believe it.

Believe.


10 posted on 11/23/2021 1:22:04 PM PST by rlmorel (If the Biden Administration was only stupid or incompetent, some actions would benefit the USA.)
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To: DFG
“I’ve been informed that it is my intention to run for re-election in 2024,”.... “As an exemplar of progressive ideals, it is my duty to lead this country to a better future, or so they tell me.” - Joe Biden


11 posted on 11/23/2021 1:29:48 PM PST by caww ( )
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To: DadOfFive

This is the best BB I’ve read....I fell for it.


12 posted on 11/23/2021 1:40:11 PM PST by Karoo
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To: All

“I’ve been informed that it is my intention to run for re-election in 2024,” said the dizzy president to a large potted plant. “As an exemplar of progressive ideals, it is my duty to lead this country to a better future, or so they tell me. By that time, Hunters paintings will sell for millions and every Biden will be a multi billionaire, thanks to me.”


13 posted on 11/23/2021 1:55:17 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: DadOfFive; DFG

14 posted on 11/23/2021 2:10:15 PM PST by 4Liberty (Let's go Brandon 👏 ...👏 ...👏👏👏 https://youtu.be/qr_F_XQrukM?t=1)
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To: DFG

With something like Deep Fake being available, he’s probably right.


15 posted on 11/23/2021 2:21:51 PM PST by bayliving
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