Posted on 11/23/2021 12:41:25 PM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaking at the end of a hallway in the White House after trying in vain to avoid the White House press corps, President Biden announced that he had been told he’s running for re-election in 2024.
“I’ve been informed that it is my intention to run for re-election in 2024,” said the president to a large potted plant instead of the crowd of journalists behind him. “As an exemplar of progressive ideals, it is my duty to lead this country to a better future, or so they tell me.”
When asked by intrepid reporters if he is concerned his poor approval ratings might hinder his chances at making it through the primaries, let alone the general election, Biden stopped chewing on the house plant’s leaves and told them he will let them know as soon as someone lets him know the answer to that question.
Dr. Jill Biden then jumped out from behind the half-eaten potted plant and informed the press corps there would be no more questions until her husband’s inauguration in January of 2025.
She then led her husband away by waving a Biden Treat™ in front of his face.
He won’t make it past 2022
Just Now
VIDEO: Biden reads “end of quote” off the teleprompter
https://rumble.com/vpp1wn-biden-reads-end-of-quote-off-the-teleprompter.html?mref=kkgl3&mc=3chow
Cue el Cid
He had to say that he’s already a lame duck.
As long as doing so can keep the Bidens out of the clinker, he’ll be propped up for photo ops and the election votes made to add up just right.
start the pool, will he make it to 2024 or not, and on what day and month he dont!
Breathing or not - he’ll be on the ballot.
Gotta love the B!
Run, Brandon, run!
I saw someone say earlier that Biden read the “End quote” off the teleprompter, and I didn’t really believe it.
Believe.
This is the best BB I’ve read....I fell for it.
“I’ve been informed that it is my intention to run for re-election in 2024,” said the dizzy president to a large potted plant. “As an exemplar of progressive ideals, it is my duty to lead this country to a better future, or so they tell me. By that time, Hunters paintings will sell for millions and every Biden will be a multi billionaire, thanks to me.”
With something like Deep Fake being available, he’s probably right.
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