Posted on 10/09/2021 11:35:31 AM PDT by John Semmens
The eruption of crowds chanting “Eff Joe Biden” that has been sweeping the nation at sporting events eventually confronted the President during his recent trip to Michigan where he praised the tyrannical Gov. Gretchen Whitmer as “the best governor in America.”
Unsurprisingly, the president characterized this phenomenon as “false and misleading. Everyone knows that the people love me. Eighty-one million of them voted for me. That’s more votes than any other president has ever gotten. The chants of a debunked minority cannot refute the series of accomplishments that I’ve rolled up since I took office.”
Recent polls cast some doubt on Biden’s assertion that “the people love me.” In the Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll, Biden’s job approval is at 43 percent and disapproval at 56 percent. Twenty-three percent “strongly approve” and 47 percent “strongly disapprove.” This gives him a net approval index of minus 24 percent. The Quinnipiac University poll on specific issues shows disapproval rates of 50 percent for his response to covid, 55 percent for his handling of the economy, 58 percent for his performance as commander-in-chief, and 67 percent for his immigration policies.
Press Secretary Jen Psaki defended her boss by pointing out that “the Rasmussen poll also shows that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is viewed favorably by only 35 percent and unfavorably by 60 percent. She’s doing worse with the voters than the President is. Just the other day, MSNBC anchorman Brian Williams laid blame for the President’s plunging poll numbers where it belongs—on the ‘really crappy reporting we’ve been doing in the media. We have a duty to protect the President from naysayers and critics, but haven’t been as diligent as we should be in suppressing negative misinformation.’”
In related news, at a speech in Illinois, Biden bragged about “using my personal magnetism to help a good friend of mine cut in line ahead of others at a Pennsylvania hospital emergency room. I just called and said this is Joe Biden. You know, I grew up in Pennsylvania. I’d like you to do me a favor…I didn’t even have to mention I am the President of the United States. This is just one more example of how I’ve been getting things done for the American people since I’ve been President.”
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True, ya know.
No one said “Eff Joe Biden”.
EVERYONE said “F*** Joe Biden”
With some aftersounds of, “And the HO he rode in on.”
Needs to be sound blasted on Pennsylvania Avenue where Bidet can hear it 24/7
I thought this was going to be a satirical piece. I didn’t see any satire, only more tales of Gloom, Despair and Agony on me (us).
Also, I have always been told satire had some humor. I also saw no humor, just Gloom, Despair and Agony
I don’t know about the crowds but I chant that phrase...and others.. 100’s of times a day!😎
I chanted it last night when I had to gas up my vehicle.
Wont have to yell it much longer.
Biden is gonna croak from a massive stroke pretty soon.
He is in the coughing stage and since he has nearly popped a couple corks in his head before, this will pop another.
buck kamala harris just doesn’t have the right ring to it. Plus she might take it as an offer.
Camel Toe Hoe.
Where’s the satire?
ROTFLOL........at a speech in Illinois, Biden bragged about “using my personal magnetism to help a good friend of mine cut in line ahead of others at a Pennsylvania hospital emergency room.” I just called and said, “this is Joe Biden. You know, I grew up in Pennsylvania. I’d like you to do me a favor…I didn’t even have to mention I am the President of the United States. This is just one more example of how I’ve been getting things done for the American people since I’ve been President.”
“Needs to be sound blasted on Pennsylvania Avenue where Bidet can hear it 24/7”
True, but what his mind hears is that people love him much they want to have intercourse with him...lol
You ask: where is the satire?
Here’s some...
The chants of a debunked minority cannot refute the series of accomplishments that I’ve rolled up since I took office.”
Jen Psaki defended her boss by pointing out that “the Rasmussen poll also shows that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is viewed favorably by only 35 percent and unfavorably by 60 percent. She’s doing worse
at a speech in Illinois, Biden bragged about “using my personal magnetism to help a good friend of mine cut in line ahead of others at a Pennsylvania hospital emergency room.” I just called and said, “this is Joe Biden. You know, I grew up in Pennsylvania. I’d like you to do me a favor…I didn’t even have to mention I am the President of the United States. This is just one more example of how I’ve been getting things done for the American people since I’ve been President.”
I meant that everything in the article is truth, not satire.
Well, maybe not Biden’s “series of accomplishments.”
The truths are things that the leftists would never actually admit nor the mainstream media report. Making them utter truths is a role that satire can play.
I hope more people show up for his funeral than his rallys.
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