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FBI Admits It’s Really Hard To Solve Crime They Didn’t Make Up Themselves
BabylonBee.com ^
 | Sept 22 2021
 | BabylonBee.com
Posted on 09/25/2021 7:50:33 AM PDT by euram
WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources, local investigators with the FBI are absolutely flummoxed by a difficult murder case, since it's one of those rare crimes they didn't make up and stage themselves.
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TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; brianlaundrie; fbi; gabbypetito; johnwalsh; mexico; satire; searchworks; wray
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    false but true.
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posted on 
09/25/2021 7:50:33 AM PDT
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euram
 
To: euram
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posted on 
09/25/2021 7:54:00 AM PDT
by 
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
 
To: euram
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posted on 
09/25/2021 7:54:52 AM PDT
by 
Scarlett156
(I'm putting a confusing message here to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies. Take that! Ha! )
 
To: euram
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posted on 
09/25/2021 7:56:54 AM PDT
by 
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
 
To: euram
To: euram
    The best humor always has an element of truth!
 
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posted on 
09/25/2021 7:58:40 AM PDT
by 
Menehune56
("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
 
To: euram
    It’s like I have always said about gun control, it’s easier to prosecute honest people who have nothing to hide than to build a case against a real criminal.
 
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posted on 
09/25/2021 8:01:02 AM PDT
by 
Spok
(Those who can compel you to believe absurdities can compel you to commit atrocities.f)
 
To: euram
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posted on 
09/25/2021 8:13:09 AM PDT
by 
rexthecat 
 
To: euram
    Hat tip lowbridge
 
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posted on 
09/25/2021 8:20:25 AM PDT
by 
Eddie01
 
To: euram
    Agent 89 Maxwell smart agrees.
 
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posted on 
09/25/2021 8:22:50 AM PDT
by 
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
 
To: euram
    Fast and furious
Whitmer’s kidnapping
Jan 6
Found nothing wrong with Hillary’s private email server
Found nothing wrong with Hunter Biden’s laptop
Their inconsistency is remarkably consistent
 
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posted on 
09/25/2021 8:24:04 AM PDT
by 
Eddie01
 
To: blueunicorn6
    Corn Pop was also Joe Biden
 
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posted on 
09/25/2021 8:32:01 AM PDT
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OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.for corruptiion)
 
To: euram
    More truth than fiction in the BB.
 
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posted on 
09/25/2021 8:37:58 AM PDT
by 
Rusty0604
(" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat."  -Ronald Reagan)
 
To: OrioleFan
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posted on 
09/25/2021 8:43:03 AM PDT
by 
Eddie01
 
To: Eddie01
    FIB——If you really were patriotic and honest like the Efrem Zimbalist TV days, then you wouldn’t be undermining the United States on behalf of the Dems and BLM. You should be ashamed. No one here is a criminal. Stand up to your bosses and love America again like we do.
On to the joke picture caption of guys hanging around....
Jared, that guy with the cell video over there is your old boyfriend thinking about cutting in on me again. I told him I’d use his younger sister’s psychiatrist’s records and bank statements to hurt her bad to get back at him if he tried that again. I saw him looking at you at the bath house.
 
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posted on 
09/25/2021 8:48:51 AM PDT
by 
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
 
To: euram
    Inspector Clouseau wannabes....not as smart or honest. “That’s not my deug.”
 
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posted on 
09/25/2021 8:51:31 AM PDT
by 
Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
 
To: euram
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posted on 
09/25/2021 9:15:03 AM PDT
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kiryandil
(China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
 
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
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posted on 
09/25/2021 9:43:02 AM PDT
by 
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
 
To: euram
    Took me second - almost fell for this one.
 
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posted on 
09/25/2021 10:10:46 AM PDT
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GOPJ
(Same people who supplied pallets of bricks for BLM are supplying tent poles for illegals.)
 
To: euram
    I read the headline and thought it was an anonymous FBI agent with a conscience.
 
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posted on 
09/25/2021 10:47:16 AM PDT
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Salvavida
(We must win the COUNTY if we want to win the country.)
 
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