Posted on 09/09/2021 2:06:55 PM PDT by DFG
U.S.—In a stirring address to the country today, Biden has announced a new Civil War.
Look, folks—here's the deal. For real this time. No joke. The words on the screen I'm supposed to read are saying that we're gonna force millions of people to get vaccinated against their will. Gotta do it folks," said Biden as he read off the teleprompter. "To enforce this, we're just gonna have ourselves a little Civil War. It's been a while since we had one of those. Let's just fight it out until all the unvaccinated people are dead or we're all dead which will stop the spread of COVID. Win-win, folks."
Biden assured the American people they will lose the upcoming Civil War as they don't have any F-15's or nukes. Any unvaccinated Americans who survive will be sent to special camps where they will learn the importance of getting vaccinated.
"For real, I don't see how anyone can be against this! Come on, man!" Biden said.
(UPDATE: After reading an article in the Huffington Post that unvaccinated people are just like the Taliban, Biden immediately surrendered to them and gave them a bunch of free weapons.)
The headline is believable.
The Bee just can’t keep up with the new reality. Sad. Used to be a great outfit.
Well, getting rid of the statues from the old Civil War, of people who no living person remembers, will make room for some new ones.
I wonder who they be of?
Life Imitates Art.
“Civil war”? “War against the people of the United States by a CCP controlled fascistic idiot” would be a better description. Biden caused the disasters that will lead to conflict, and he will blame the victims on the battlefield. Sort of a “reverse Gettysburg Address”. (Shakes head)
My humor about this just ran out.
Oh jeez. Got drama much?
“Civil war”? With our pea shooters? Yeah right.
Only one question I suppose: Is anyone who takes the Covid-19 vaccine an outright fool and a dupe?
It’s true. Even though the Bee is presenting it as tongue in cheek. The dictator has declared war.
I agree, not satire.
UNITY !
If you're still using a pea shooter, then it's time to upgrade.
I almost wish the Bee would take a 6 month break and let real events take place as is. The real events are shocking enough, no added spices needing.
I almost wish the Bee would take a 6 month break and let real events take place as is. The real events are shocking enough, no added spices needed.
“Not Satire.”
He didn’t say it outright, but it’s in there. It was like he’s trying to provoke revolt.
Just got through with his speech. No, this isn’t satire.
Maybe the one time I agree with the old senile bastard.
Coronavirus PING!
I sure wish that the BB would stop printing these self-fulfilling fantasies. Today’s mandate speech is the Civil War 2 declaration.
at 5:30pm today
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