Posted on 08/05/2021 2:47:37 PM PDT by DFG
MARTON TOWNSHIP, TX,—Ryan Flowers has a problem: he's getting evicted. His evil landlord has asked him to vacate the premises, since he hasn't taken care of one tiny detail in over a year: "paying rent."
"If only there were some way I could go out and exchange my labor or services for money I could use to pay rent," he said sadly as he sat on a bench in the city, right in front of a giant "HELP WANTED" sign. He sighed and shuffled his feet. "
"Alas. No such system of voluntary exchange of labor and services for money exists, so I have no choice but to be evicted."
"Sad! Not good!"
He then joined a group of protesters marching through the town demanding an eviction moratorium. The group marched past no fewer than 27 "Help Wanted" signs on their way to city hall.
UPDATE: the CDC has passed an eviction moratorium, so he's in the clear. Phew!
Warning: communism causes a dire shortage of opportunities to voluntarily exchange labor for money.
DANG!
How hypocritical. Funny. Tragic. Tailored made by Democrats.
They got me this time. I often check real news nowadays to see if it is the Babylon Bee only to find out the farce is real.
With the state of the education system, he may not be able to read the signs.
Rats, had an answer until I saw the BB.
Babylon Bee has gone non fiction
Hard to tell the Babylon Bee from other “news” outlets these days.
Sounds like a clever idea. Who knows, it might just catch on!;)
Sounds like a risky proposition to me, especially when the government will happily rob someone for him.
Yes, Ryan Flowers has a huge friggen problem.
Maybe my tagline will help.
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