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Biden Calls On Cuomo To Resign: 'Leave Some Women For The Rest Of Us'
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/05/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/05/2021 1:25:26 PM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden has called on Governor Andrew Cuomo to resign. According to sources in the White House, Biden was extremely upset with the way Cuomo reportedly treated women, as he's "taking up all the broads" in the area and "not leaving any women for the rest of us."

"Listen, man, you can't just go around harassing women without checking with me first," Biden said sternly. "I mean, what if I called dibs on that hot blonde or the chick with the nice fruity-smelling shampoo? It's like, slow down, buster! The rest of us need some women to harass too."

Biden told reporters that back in his day, men "showed a little class" and only harassed a few women so there would be plenty of women to go around. "I'm the top dog here, bub," he said. "I'm the p—the pre... presi—president of the, you know, the thing, and you can't just go around thinking you're rulin' the roost. You know what I'm saying."

They did not know what he was saying.

"Stay out of my territory," he added to conclude the press conference.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; cuomo; governor; joetato; newyork; satire

1 posted on 08/05/2021 1:25:26 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

d’oh, the bee stung me


2 posted on 08/05/2021 1:27:10 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity.)
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To: DFG

No, There are plenty of females for both. Cuomo seems to like women in the over 25 range, Biden prefers girls in the 10-16 range. No conflict there. The girls Biden molested as a Senator and VP are now of Cuomo age.


3 posted on 08/05/2021 1:28:40 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Never do anything illegal, when you are doing something illegal. )
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To: DFG

SUPER!


4 posted on 08/05/2021 1:29:37 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: DFG

Nonsense! Biden goes for little girls, not women.


5 posted on 08/05/2021 1:31:58 PM PDT by fwdude ( )
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To: DFG

The hairs on Xiden’s leg just went up.


6 posted on 08/05/2021 1:33:42 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: DFG

Cuomo must fight on!
He’s the perfect leader for the Democrat party.

He needs to set up a legal defense fund with a celebrity director. Maybe Bill Clinton?


7 posted on 08/05/2021 1:33:54 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: DFG


8 posted on 08/05/2021 1:52:30 PM PDT by TigersEye (Who shot Ashli Babbitt?)
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To: DFG

Almost.

You guys scare me and how close to reality or predicting the future you are....


9 posted on 08/05/2021 1:52:40 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: DFG

The BEE leaves his stinger...


10 posted on 08/05/2021 2:04:29 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: DFG

Pot kettle black


11 posted on 08/05/2021 4:44:11 PM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: DFG

Have the media been asking Tara Reade for her opinion on the Cuomo scandal?


12 posted on 08/05/2021 6:16:15 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: DFG

The rats must have a new guy ready for the job.


13 posted on 08/06/2021 8:28:14 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: DFG; SunkenCiv
"Listen, man, you can't just go around harassing women without checking with me first," Biden said sternly. "I mean, what if I called dibs on that hot blonde or the chick with the nice fruity-smelling shampoo?

ping

14 posted on 08/06/2021 8:54:13 AM PDT by GOPJ (Socialism has been tried 41 times the last 100 years-and there are exactly 41 failures -John Mackey)
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