Posted on 08/05/2021 1:25:26 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden has called on Governor Andrew Cuomo to resign. According to sources in the White House, Biden was extremely upset with the way Cuomo reportedly treated women, as he's "taking up all the broads" in the area and "not leaving any women for the rest of us."
"Listen, man, you can't just go around harassing women without checking with me first," Biden said sternly. "I mean, what if I called dibs on that hot blonde or the chick with the nice fruity-smelling shampoo? It's like, slow down, buster! The rest of us need some women to harass too."
Biden told reporters that back in his day, men "showed a little class" and only harassed a few women so there would be plenty of women to go around. "I'm the top dog here, bub," he said. "I'm the p—the pre... presi—president of the, you know, the thing, and you can't just go around thinking you're rulin' the roost. You know what I'm saying."
They did not know what he was saying.
"Stay out of my territory," he added to conclude the press conference.
d’oh, the bee stung me
No, There are plenty of females for both. Cuomo seems to like women in the over 25 range, Biden prefers girls in the 10-16 range. No conflict there. The girls Biden molested as a Senator and VP are now of Cuomo age.
SUPER!
Nonsense! Biden goes for little girls, not women.
The hairs on Xiden’s leg just went up.
Cuomo must fight on!
He’s the perfect leader for the Democrat party.
He needs to set up a legal defense fund with a celebrity director. Maybe Bill Clinton?
Almost.
You guys scare me and how close to reality or predicting the future you are....
The BEE leaves his stinger...
Pot kettle black
Have the media been asking Tara Reade for her opinion on the Cuomo scandal?
The rats must have a new guy ready for the job.
ping
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