Skip to comments.Pelosi Says She Will Arrest Any Congressperson Caught With Copy Of The Constitution
Posted on 08/03/2021 11:25:19 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Nancy Pelosi announced today that she will strictly be enforcing her anti-Constitution rule at the Capitol and that any congressperson caught carrying a copy of the document will be arrested.
"I've instructed Capitol Police to arrest anyone with this dangerous document," she said. "It has harmful misinformation in there about how you can just go about doing whatever you want, which is against the public health. This is for your own good. Anyone with the documents will be arrested and sent to jail without trial, as this is a public health emergency."
Experts applauded the move, praising Pelosi's courage to "do whatever is needed" to protect the public from all the infectious freedoms that have been proven by the experts to spread infection. "The Founding Fathers could have never foreseen people getting sick and dying," said the experts. "We're sure they'd totally understand the need to scrap the Constitution in this instance."
Luckily, no Democrats or Republicans were caught with a copy of the Constitution.
Darn.. I believed this.
Satire today, fact tomorrow.
“Have to arrest them to find out what is in it”
Either the Bee is getting good at making sarcasm sound real, or the Dims are getting so off the rails it’s hard to distinguish them from the absurd.
She was just warming up when she ripped up Trump’s SOTU speech. At least she didn’t spit on the pieces before using them to wipe her bottom.
That’s the last straw...Man the ramparts...calling all militias...Never mind, wife just squared me away and gave me the “stop drinking” lecture.
Me too! Glad I’m not the only one. Nothing about that woman would surprise me.
Ha ha I almost jumped on this. But in reality I can imagine sweet San Fran Nan saying something like this.
Once again, I was under the impression the BB was satire.
Sadly it sounds more like something she would do other than political satire.
When I read it, I could almost hear her voice.... Lol!
The absurd is now better written and not as moronic as reality when dealing with Dems.
And see her tearing up paper while doing it.
The delegates found their motivation for scrutinizing proposals from political theories of the Enlightenment emphasizing individual human liberties synthesized into property as defined most immediately by John Locke, William Blackstone, and James Madison. Here property was first sourced internally in personal self-protection, opinion, religion, communications, use of abilities to labor physically and mentally, and in conscience. Only through the exercise of those liberties can one acquire the traditional manifestations of property.
The outcome represented an extraordinarily perilous experiment placing primary faith in the inherent natural liberties of imperfect individuals constrained by a limited government; a government requiring members to recognize the dilemma of their own imperfection. Since the emergence of independent colonies and for all time Americans would be defined as sovereign individuals finding their identity in exercising pre-existing intangible liberties within bounds of voluntary self-restraint and accompanied by the hazards and uncertainties of personal freedoms. Their ethnicity, gender, class, and race would always be secondary expressions of humanity.
Get a free pocket constitution from Hillsdale College.
damn headline got me till i saw the Bee, because she's that friggin nuts!
After she comes back from her 7 week vacation ,LOL
If that’s true that bitch needs to have her meds adjusted. More prozac.
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