Posted on 08/02/2021 5:01:44 PM PDT by DFG
TOKYO—In a stunning upset, the Canada Women's soccer team has beaten the U.S. Women's team for a shot at the Olympic gold. They felt kind of bad for doing this, so they apologized very politely.
"Listen—no hard feelings, eh?" said Canada team captain Christine Sinclair. "We had a bit of a kerfuffle with your goalie for sure, so we're soory aboot that. And then we destroyed you 1-0! Ouch, soory. Sometimes these things happen and we just play a little better than you, eh?"
The U.S. Women's Team screamed and cried in despair claiming that racism and sexism are more likely to blame for the loss.
"Those dirty Canucks haven't seen the last of me, I'll have my reveeennnggee!" cried Megan Rapinoe angrily, although she later acknowledged her team may have lost because they had decided to boycott scoring goals for the cause of social justice.
The Canada team then brought the U.S. team to Tim Hortons to make them feel a little better.
“ Apparently they’re playing Australia for the bronze.”.
Like I said, crapistan
>>They felt kind of bad for doing this, so they apologized very politely.<<
Canada rubbing salt in the wound.
Hey Canada,loved to see that woman with the purple hair cringe. Well done.
will the US soccer team stand and turn their backs to the blind Canadian military veteran singing the Canadian national anthem?
Yea, a rematch of the most boring game in the history of soccer. Both teams should take their tin medals now instead of inflicting another 0-0 tie on the world.
The Bee picking on Canada? That’s like a ball near the sideline: aboat oat of boands
“”The Canada team then brought the U.S. team to Tim Hortons to make them feel a little better.””
The US team would have felt a lot better had they been taken to a Molson ‘All-You-Drink” buffet bar
It took me a minute....But finally....my brain buzzed in.
…..spot on, and STILL laughing at the self leftious.
Yep - true.
Rapinoe looked rough & old.
The McKenzie brothers! LOL. Good times.
In the past I much enjoyed watching the Olympics. Men competed against men. Women competed against women and they respected and honored their respective nations and did not disrespect their flags.
Today I do not care nor watch.
What is being done to women’s sports is a travesty. A male transgendered to a female (he is still a male) has the same bone structure and muscle density of a male. It is totally unfair to the women athletes. The only way women’s athletics will be save is for the women to refuse to compete against men.
Have to be diverse and all or whatever the H3ll that means. The stupidity of liberals knows no bounds.
I love that a black female snuck up behind the white female defender for USA, grabbed her shoulder and threw herself on the ground in front of the white girl barely in the penalty box.
Ref calls for video review and finds black female to be a victim of a penalty worthy of a penalty kick.
That’s how Canada won faking a hate crime in the penalty box.
Suck on that rapinoe.
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