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Canada Politely Apologizes For Beating U.S. Women's Soccer Team
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/02/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/02/2021 5:01:44 PM PDT by DFG

TOKYO—In a stunning upset, the Canada Women's soccer team has beaten the U.S. Women's team for a shot at the Olympic gold. They felt kind of bad for doing this, so they apologized very politely.

"Listen—no hard feelings, eh?" said Canada team captain Christine Sinclair. "We had a bit of a kerfuffle with your goalie for sure, so we're soory aboot that. And then we destroyed you 1-0! Ouch, soory. Sometimes these things happen and we just play a little better than you, eh?"

The U.S. Women's Team screamed and cried in despair claiming that racism and sexism are more likely to blame for the loss.

"Those dirty Canucks haven't seen the last of me, I'll have my reveeennnggee!" cried Megan Rapinoe angrily, although she later acknowledged her team may have lost because they had decided to boycott scoring goals for the cause of social justice.

The Canada team then brought the U.S. team to Tim Hortons to make them feel a little better.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; canada; canuck; olympics; soccer
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To: llevrok
Sorry for....


21 posted on 08/02/2021 5:36:18 PM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

“ Apparently they’re playing Australia for the bronze.”.

Like I said, crapistan


22 posted on 08/02/2021 5:38:48 PM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: DFG

>>They felt kind of bad for doing this, so they apologized very politely.<<

Canada rubbing salt in the wound.

Hey Canada,loved to see that woman with the purple hair cringe. Well done.


23 posted on 08/02/2021 5:40:54 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: DFG

will the US soccer team stand and turn their backs to the blind Canadian military veteran singing the Canadian national anthem?


24 posted on 08/02/2021 5:42:37 PM PDT by kvanbrunt2
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To: xp38
Apparently they’re playing Australia for the bronze.

Yea, a rematch of the most boring game in the history of soccer. Both teams should take their tin medals now instead of inflicting another 0-0 tie on the world.

25 posted on 08/02/2021 5:49:39 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Police should refuse duty at NBA venues. Let them wallow in their desired chaos without police.)
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To: DFG

The Bee picking on Canada? That’s like a ball near the sideline: aboat oat of boands


26 posted on 08/02/2021 5:51:53 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Police should refuse duty at NBA venues. Let them wallow in their desired chaos without police.)
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To: DFG

“”The Canada team then brought the U.S. team to Tim Hortons to make them feel a little better.””

The US team would have felt a lot better had they been taken to a Molson ‘All-You-Drink” buffet bar


27 posted on 08/02/2021 5:55:39 PM PDT by Oscar in Batangas (An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
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To: Sacajaweau

It took me a minute....But finally....my brain buzzed in.

…..spot on, and STILL laughing at the self leftious.


28 posted on 08/02/2021 5:57:17 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. )
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To: oldvirginian

Yep - true.


29 posted on 08/02/2021 6:58:20 PM PDT by SkyDancer (I Identify As Vaccinated - non-injected.)
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To: DFG

Rapinoe looked rough & old.


30 posted on 08/02/2021 7:01:15 PM PDT by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
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To: Leaning Right

The McKenzie brothers! LOL. Good times.


31 posted on 08/02/2021 7:11:33 PM PDT by Rocky
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To: SkyDancer

In the past I much enjoyed watching the Olympics. Men competed against men. Women competed against women and they respected and honored their respective nations and did not disrespect their flags.

Today I do not care nor watch.

What is being done to women’s sports is a travesty. A male transgendered to a female (he is still a male) has the same bone structure and muscle density of a male. It is totally unfair to the women athletes. The only way women’s athletics will be save is for the women to refuse to compete against men.


32 posted on 08/02/2021 7:14:50 PM PDT by cpdiii (cane cutter, deckhand, roughneck, geologist, consultant, pilot instructor, pharmacist , retired now)
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To: cpdiii

Have to be diverse and all or whatever the H3ll that means. The stupidity of liberals knows no bounds.


33 posted on 08/02/2021 7:21:11 PM PDT by SkyDancer (I Identify As Vaccinated - non-injected.)
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To: DFG

I love that a black female snuck up behind the white female defender for USA, grabbed her shoulder and threw herself on the ground in front of the white girl barely in the penalty box.

Ref calls for video review and finds black female to be a victim of a penalty worthy of a penalty kick.

That’s how Canada won faking a hate crime in the penalty box.

Suck on that rapinoe.


34 posted on 08/02/2021 7:44:12 PM PDT by lonestar67 (America is exceptional)
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