I am a patriotic American and I find myself happy with this outcome. The Germans have a word for this feeling – schadenfreude.
Posted on 08/02/2021 5:01:44 PM PDT by DFG
TOKYO—In a stunning upset, the Canada Women's soccer team has beaten the U.S. Women's team for a shot at the Olympic gold. They felt kind of bad for doing this, so they apologized very politely.
"Listen—no hard feelings, eh?" said Canada team captain Christine Sinclair. "We had a bit of a kerfuffle with your goalie for sure, so we're soory aboot that. And then we destroyed you 1-0! Ouch, soory. Sometimes these things happen and we just play a little better than you, eh?"
The U.S. Women's Team screamed and cried in despair claiming that racism and sexism are more likely to blame for the loss.
"Those dirty Canucks haven't seen the last of me, I'll have my reveeennnggee!" cried Megan Rapinoe angrily, although she later acknowledged her team may have lost because they had decided to boycott scoring goals for the cause of social justice.
The Canada team then brought the U.S. team to Tim Hortons to make them feel a little better.
I am in detroit this week. I am going to celebrate by driving across rhe bridge to tim hortons for breakfast every day
Hopefully crapistan beats them out of the bronze
I am a patriotic American and I find myself happy with this outcome. The Germans have a word for this feeling – schadenfreude.
It took me a minute....But finally....my brain buzzed in.
After a lot of hesitation due to the current environment and LeBron James starring role, I gave in to my kids begging to watch it.
But I was pleasantly surprised by the movies emphasis on family, and hard work.
The movie began with a young LeBron getting chewed out by his coach for allowing distractions (in this case a Game Boy) to interfere with the mental preparation required before a game, and the young LeBron reaping the rewards of sacrifice and hard work to provide for his family.
It was a bogus penalty call but that kind of crap happens when you let the score be 0 - 0.
If we would have had a lead it wouldn’t have mattered. Those women didn’t play to win.
This article is nuttier than a Tim Horton’s maple log.
I’d love for them to come fetch that pink-hair dyke from the last team and beat her too.
I guess they’ll next send each one a “We’re Sorry We Beat You” card with a Starbucks gift card.
NBC advertised the Olympics on the backs of Simone Biles, Rapinoe and the black swimmer from Stanford.
They all bombed.
The Canadian coach and his trusty assistant both say, “Bring it on you hoser, eh!”
I’m rooting for them too.
Thank You Canada, those insufferable snots had it coming.
“..card with a Starbucks gift card.”
Its Canuckistan so a Tim Hortons card would be more appropriate. There are 653 Timmies locations in the US.
Why is Tim Hortons successful?
“Tim Horton’s is successful because it’s cheap, versatile & Canadian. – Starbucks and Second Cup may have good coffee, if you can figure out which latte grande frappe something or other you want, and have the 17$ to dish out for it.”
No you are not. Border is closed.
😂😂😂🤣
or was it “Take Off” girly boys... or boyly girls..
soorry, eh?
Apparently they’re playing Australia for the bronze.
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