Posted on 07/06/2021 4:20:18 PM PDT by DFG
U.S.—After falling short of his vaccination goals this month, the Biden Administration has announced a new effort to encourage people to get vaccinated. President Biden and Press Secretary Jen Psaki are now riding across the country on bicycles, going door-to-door to spread the good news.
"Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Dr. Fauci, and the salvation of Pfizer, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson?" said Psaki as a local homeowner opened his door. "We want you to know how you can be happy and secure forever. Would you like to talk a little more about this?"
According to sources, the elderly homeowner slammed the door in their faces-- causing Biden to angrily ring the doorbell over and over.
"Hey! You listen here, Jack! You think I'm just gonna walk away and let you not get vaccinated?" he said. "Why, I'll break this door down and beat you up! You think you can take me, chump?"
Psaki then quickly calmed the disgruntled Biden with a choco-choco chip ice cream cone and led him down the sidewalk to knock on the next door.
The pair will be touring the entire United States until everyone is either vaccinated or added to a secret FBI list as a possible insurrectionist.
They are going to get fact checked again and bounced off of Twitter!!!!!!!!
I have natural immunity, have taken the pfizer and moderna jab and am on a prophylactic...next question?
How far is Biden gonna get on a bike before he needs a nap?
I’ve already had the Wuhanic Plague, and so have natural immunity. I don’t need no stinking vaccine.
Come in person. I dare you to
The good news is, they will only yell at you from six feet away
I am in a boat on a mooring. While I understand this is satire...it would be fun to watch them try to ride a bike out here.
“Can I spend a few minutes to tell you about how to get SAVED?!”
They could team up with the Mormons!
I identify as transvaxxed
Meant to say team up with Romney.
They entirely left off the truth of the Angel Trump who brought forth those vaccines from the wilderness.
A little light relief for our times.
Combined Coronavirus PING! and DANG!
Some Freepers will demand proof of these claims.
;-)
Lol. A note is going up on my door. However should I answer, I’ll have 5 face masks a shield and a hazmat suit on telling them they are spreading germs in my neighborhood and to please leave.
Lol
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