Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Walls Of IRS Building Come Tumbling Down After Ron Paul Marches Around 7 Times Blowing Trumpets
Babylon Bee ^ | 6/21/21

Posted on 06/22/2021 11:45:57 PM PDT by Impala64ssa

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A miracle occurred today at the offices of the Internal Revenue Service as former Representative Ron Paul began marching around the building blowing a shofar, causing the walls of the building to begin tumbling down.

Paul gathered a group of libertarians and began marching around the building, completing seven laps around the building. When they had finished, they all blew trumpets and gave a loud shout. Many began singing Rush songs like "Anthem" and "Freewill."

IRS guards posted outside the building simply laughed, but a stoic Paul stood firmly and waited. Sure enough, a few moments later, the ground began to shake, and the IRS guards started to tremble in terror. Rocks tumbled from the building and it collapsed to the ground.

"Shout, for the Lord has given this building unto you!" cried Paul. "You may all take the office supplies and such your own tax dollars paid for, for this is your God-given right. But leave all gold, silver, and crypto as a sacrifice for the Lord!" Paul then led a charge into the building. And there was much rejoicing.

At publishing time, Paul was seen marching around the Eccles Federal Reserve Board Building.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; irs; ronpaul; satire
One can only hope.
1 posted on 06/22/2021 11:45:57 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Impala64ssa

If only…..


2 posted on 06/22/2021 11:50:19 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…..)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Impala64ssa

They are just gonna tax us extra to rebuild them.


3 posted on 06/22/2021 11:50:55 PM PDT by AndyTheBear
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: AndyTheBear

Keep that man and his troops supplied with comfy shoes!
A WHOLE lotta walls need to tumble down


4 posted on 06/22/2021 11:59:30 PM PDT by Oscar in Batangas (An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: AndyTheBear

Guaranteed! Just as they intend to tax us once more to replace the monuments and statues which have been
demolished these past few years. Considering the rate of
inflation, NOT A SMALL SUM of money, even when taken from so
many citizens!


5 posted on 06/23/2021 12:09:18 AM PDT by V K Lee (Resist, we will! Remember, we must!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Impala64ssa

This is a pretty damn good one BB.


6 posted on 06/23/2021 12:19:43 AM PDT by A strike (Barr to Gitmo, Roberts to Florence supermax, HerrDoktor FauxiGates to TerreHaute)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Impala64ssa

What, no videos? Nobody had a phone on them? Not even the trembling guards? I’m calling this one out.


7 posted on 06/23/2021 12:42:12 AM PDT by Concentrate (ex-texan was right and Always Right was wrong, which is why we lost the election. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Impala64ssa

One has to have a certain amount of cultural knowledge to get the joke.


8 posted on 06/23/2021 2:44:03 AM PDT by sauropod (The smartphone is the retina of the mind's eye.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: All

From BBs keyboard to Gods ears.


9 posted on 06/23/2021 6:44:08 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Who is John Galt and is he vaccinated?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson