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Disney To Remove Problematic Kiss From Classic Movie, Snow White Will Now Remain Dead [satire]
Babylon Bee ^
| May 5, 2021
Posted on 05/10/2021 10:53:30 AM PDT by grundle
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posted on
05/10/2021 10:53:30 AM PDT
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grundle
To: grundle
Better change her last name ,LOL
To: grundle
Dead ... just like a Woke soul....
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posted on
05/10/2021 10:55:13 AM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: grundle
Just mark her down as another COVID stat.
To: grundle
In the new version, Prince Charming will refrain from a non-consensual kiss and leave her to die instead. LOL
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posted on
05/10/2021 10:56:50 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(January 6th - Patriot March Against Systemic Voter Fraud.)
To: grundle
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posted on
05/10/2021 10:59:31 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. L)
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posted on
05/10/2021 11:03:06 AM PDT
by
PMAS
(Vote with your wallets, there are 80 million of us - No Amazon, No Chy-Na made )
To: grundle
No consent, no consent!!
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posted on
05/10/2021 11:06:07 AM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: a fool in paradise
That will change as well.
The princess will be a gay prince, and the hero as well.
Renamed “Sleeping Booty”..............
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posted on
05/10/2021 11:06:26 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Jesus said there is no marriage in Heaven. That's why they call it Heaven.....................)
To: grundle
Snowy and the Evil Queen will hook up give Prince Charming a sex change
To: grundle
Well, I’m more than a little miffed at the book Black Beauty now.
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posted on
05/10/2021 11:17:23 AM PDT
by
econjack
To: grundle
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posted on
05/10/2021 11:17:31 AM PDT
by
PROCON
(Our rights do not come from government, therefore they cannot take them away.)
To: grundle
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posted on
05/10/2021 11:27:52 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: grundle
Didn’t the Sleeping Beauty have the same problem?
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posted on
05/10/2021 11:32:49 AM PDT
by
Savage Beast
(Depravity is the evil heart of the Democrat Party.)
To: GOPJ
in the best cut, Prince Charming doesn’t even waste any time looking for her at all, spending his time improving his mind, achieving financial security, and having a good life with his dog and several close guy friends.
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posted on
05/10/2021 11:33:26 AM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: grundle
In the new version, the prince finds Snow White, realizes it would be sexist to kiss her without her consent, leaves hers there, has the seven little people make a copycat dress, finds the huntsman and takes his knife, removes the family jewels, puts on the dress, and adopts the name Snow White. Upon seeing the new Snow White, the Evil Queen is so impressed by this display of progressive bravery, that she abdicates and gives her power to the new Snow White, but not before declaring whiteness and transphobia an offense punishable by death. And they all suffered equally ever after.
To: grundle
I think stoned out of her mind; not dead. At least that what my gramps said when he saw it as a kid. She bit an apple, right? Had some juice in it, right?
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posted on
05/10/2021 12:11:10 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(If At First You Don't Succeed ~ So Much For Skydiving)
To: grundle
That’s going to cheer up the kiddies!
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posted on
05/10/2021 12:13:20 PM PDT
by
ReleaseTheHounds
("The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher )
To: grundle
Disney has some big problems with High Level employee’s if sensitive information gets leaked to the media, Will it be Released by July 4th??
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posted on
05/10/2021 12:52:24 PM PDT
by
eyeamok
(founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
To: grundle
Next week Snow White will be renamed snow black
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