Posted on 05/10/2021 10:53:30 AM PDT by grundle
BURBANK CA—After mounting criticism from an avalanche of 3 people online, Disney has decided to release a new cut of the classic film Snow White. In the new version, Prince Charming will refrain from a non-consensual kiss and leave her to die instead.
"We know our stories need to change with the times," said Disney CEO Bob Chapek. "Kissing someone without consent is NOT ok. We have changed the film in all countries except China. They are totally cool with non-consensual kissing over there."
Sources say the new version will show Prince Charming walking up to the bed where Snow White lies cold and dead under the evil queen's spell. He will then try to get her to wake up so she can sign a consent form. After several unsuccessful attempts, he will walk away like the true feminist hero he is. The movie ends with a time-lapse of Snow White slowly wasting away until she's nothing but dust.
Inspiring!
We've never seen the movie and don't plan to," said the 3 people online, "but we are pleased Disney has chosen to do the right thing here."
Better change her last name ,LOL
Dead ... just like a Woke soul....
Just mark her down as another COVID stat.
LOL
Sleeping Beauty too
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That will change as well.
The princess will be a gay prince, and the hero as well.
Renamed “Sleeping Booty”..............
Snowy and the Evil Queen will hook up give Prince Charming a sex change
Well, I’m more than a little miffed at the book Black Beauty now.
Dang you GOT ME! :D
Didn’t the Sleeping Beauty have the same problem?
in the best cut, Prince Charming doesn’t even waste any time looking for her at all, spending his time improving his mind, achieving financial security, and having a good life with his dog and several close guy friends.
In the new version, the prince finds Snow White, realizes it would be sexist to kiss her without her consent, leaves hers there, has the seven little people make a copycat dress, finds the huntsman and takes his knife, removes the family jewels, puts on the dress, and adopts the name Snow White. Upon seeing the new Snow White, the Evil Queen is so impressed by this display of progressive bravery, that she abdicates and gives her power to the new Snow White, but not before declaring whiteness and transphobia an offense punishable by death. And they all suffered equally ever after.
I think stoned out of her mind; not dead. At least that what my gramps said when he saw it as a kid. She bit an apple, right? Had some juice in it, right?
That’s going to cheer up the kiddies!
Disney has some big problems with High Level employee’s if sensitive information gets leaked to the media, Will it be Released by July 4th??
Next week Snow White will be renamed snow black
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