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Biden: "White Supremacists Greatest Terrorist Threat" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 May 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/01/2021 11:07:10 AM PDT by John Semmens

In his first address to a joint session of Congress, President Joe Biden declared that "white supremacists have replaced jihadists as the most lethal terrorist threat to the United States. As we saw on January 6, white supremacists launched the gravest attack on this country since the Civil War. I am asking Congress to join with me in spending $6 trillion to strengthen the country's economy as our first line of defense against these terrorists."

Many observers wondered how a disorganized unarmed group that milled about the Capitol for a few hours on January 6th, committed a few acts of vandalism, and killed no one could have constituted a greater threat than some other events—like War II that killed hundreds of thousands of American soldiers and the 9/11 jihad attack that killed nearly 3,000 American civilians—since the Civil War.

Press Secretary Jen Psaki explained that "on January 6th Americans tried to overthrow our government. Regardless of how unprepared they were, these invaders were nearly 100% white. They were also within striking distance of the most important people in this country. If it weren't for the timely spontaneous hiding and fleeing of great leaders like House Speaker Pelosi and Rep. Ocasio Cortez they might have been ruthlessly mocked. Such a humiliation could have undermined their willingness to continue ruling this country and left the American people leaderless. So, I believe that all correct-thinking people would agree with the President's assessment of the severity of the January 6th event."

In related news, the Biden Administration is reported to be assiduously scanning social media to compile a list of Trump supporters for the purpose of putting these people on a "no fly" list. National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan explained that "neutralizing the mobility options for anti-democratic terrorists is a common sense move. It will slow their ability to effectively mass forces and move them to strategic strike zones."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; insurrection; noflylist; satire; terrorism; trump

1 posted on 05/01/2021 11:07:10 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

No, he and his admin are the greatest threat.


2 posted on 05/01/2021 11:10:28 AM PDT by SkyDancer (To Most People The Sky's The Limit ~ To A Pilot, It is Home)
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To: John Semmens

“The severity of the January 6th event”

The siege?

There was Nancy Pelosi, furiously digging a trench with her high heel shoes. Right beside her, even though she was actually in a building down the street, was AOC furiously digging a trench with her glasses.


3 posted on 05/01/2021 11:22:49 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: John Semmens

Terrorists!

4 posted on 05/01/2021 11:25:22 AM PDT by Regulator (It's Fraud, Jim)
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To: John Semmens

Oh no!

They’ll put me on a no-fly list!

I guess that means more flies for the Democrats!

Eat up!


5 posted on 05/01/2021 11:27:01 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: SkyDancer

Yup. Look in the mirror boy!


6 posted on 05/01/2021 11:28:09 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this?)
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To: blueunicorn6

Nanzi vanished from the lectern about 3 or 4 minutes prior to the breach. Odd eh? Almost like she had the schedule of events.


7 posted on 05/01/2021 11:30:03 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this?)
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To: John Semmens

Biden’s claim of white terrorism is pure political Bull Shit and LIES.

I would love to know exactly where all of these white terrorists are located. I am a minority and I have seen and suffered isolated incidents of racism from whites. I have also seen and observed isolated incidents of racism by Blacks and Native Americans against whites. I have never seen any actions from whites, with the exception of supporting BLM and ANTIFA, that I could identify as terrorism.

I have seen Blacks in large numbers rioting under the BLM banner and I have seen, with my own eyes, BLACKS and whites rioting and burning under the ANTIFA banner.

My answer is....

If we shoot everyone who is out there rioting, looting, burning and destroying private and public property then we can draw chalk lines around them and unmask them, identify them, and settle this question.


8 posted on 05/01/2021 11:32:05 AM PDT by oldenuff35
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To: rktman

Maybe she was going to organize defenses for THE SIEGE.

Or, perhaps she was going out to bravely ask American citizens about their grievances.

Ah, who am I kidding.

She ran like the big chicken that she is.


9 posted on 05/01/2021 11:35:23 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: rktman

Also, these supremacists are Antifa.


10 posted on 05/01/2021 11:37:42 AM PDT by SkyDancer (To Most People The Sky's The Limit ~ To A Pilot, It is Home)
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To: All

If the founding fathers, constitution and bill of rights are all racist wouldn’t that white suprematists are the only real patriots ?


11 posted on 05/01/2021 11:38:34 AM PDT by escapefromboston (Free Assange )
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To: blueunicorn6

Not sure it wasn’t more like a planned exit before their peeps showed up.


12 posted on 05/01/2021 11:49:47 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this?)
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To: rktman

GREAT MOMENTS IN COURAGE IN AMERICAN HISTORY

George Washington’s surprise attack against the Hessians.
The Tin Can Sailors attacking a Japanese battleship.
Nancy Pelosi trailing her arms back for better aerodynamics and increased speed as she ran from American citizens WITH FLAGS!


13 posted on 05/01/2021 11:59:17 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: John Semmens
The only white supremacists that are a threat are white liberals.
They think they are superior to all the rest of us, blacks, browns and white conservatives alike.
Who destroyed the Black family? White liberals.
Who advocates abortion of mainly black babies? White Liberals.
Who is constantly pitting the races against each other? White Liberals.
With the help of Sharpton and other race hustlers, granted, but most of the shrill tones come from white liberals.

14 posted on 05/01/2021 12:18:17 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: John Semmens
“It’s May day baby, it’s May day”
“Come out and take something over with us. Let’s kill people!”
“Let’s kill people! Let’s kill some cops”

"Trump Supporter Reveals Northern Calif. Antifa Hit List"
https://www.oann.com/trump-supporter-reveals-northern-calif-antifa-hit-list/

15 posted on 05/01/2021 12:39:07 PM PDT by Savage Beast (“Morality, like a chameleon, tends to take on the color of the circumambient society.” P. Yogananda)
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To: oldenuff35

Please tell us, Joe Stolen, just WHO these “white supremacist terrorists” are, and we will go after them, hammer and tongs.

The only “white terrorists” out there are in the Antifa, who style themselves to be “anti-fascists”, but their tactics closely resemble those of the Brown Shirts of the Third Reich. And within the ranks of “Black Lives Matter”, there are probably as many or more white faces in their hordes as there are genuine persons of African ancestry. So are these “white terrorists” as well?


16 posted on 05/01/2021 12:51:11 PM PDT by alloysteel (¡Viva la Revolución! It worked for Castro....)
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To: John Semmens

“white supremacists have replaced jihadists as the most lethal terrorist threat to the United States. As we saw on January 6, white supremacists launched the gravest attack on this country since the Civil War.”

I don’t think there’s ever been a group of words put together that have ever spewed as much utter bullsh*t as this. It’s as if Biden figured how to go from average lying to full concentrated firehose lying.


17 posted on 05/01/2021 2:26:46 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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