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It’s Caturday: Do You Know What Your Cat Is?
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 3-27-21 | MOTUS

Posted on 03/27/2021 5:46:36 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Think of the glass maze as society; the blue Solo cups represent ordinary working blokes, the red Solos the entrepreneurs, the builders. The plastic goblets the elites.

Think of Cat #1 is a libertarian, carefully navigating through society without leaving a trace because he essentially just wishes to be left alone. Cat #2 is more of a modern Republican; he doesn’t wish to make many waves but does every now and again like to kick a bit of sand in the face of one of his enemies. Cat #3, well Cat #3 is your typical psychotic progressive liberal. Progressives have never seen a societal order that can’t be improved by a bit of Cloward-Pivening. It’s best to know your cat’s inclination.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: liberals; libertarian; progressive; republicans

1 posted on 03/27/2021 5:46:36 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Even at ages 15 and 21, both my Siamese would never, ever knock one of the cups down.


2 posted on 03/27/2021 5:57:50 AM PDT by FLNittany
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To: NOBO2012

My lord and master.


3 posted on 03/27/2021 5:58:36 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: NOBO2012

My cat would take a long nap on the bottom step before proceeding. You don’t want to rush into anything.


4 posted on 03/27/2021 5:59:37 AM PDT by cdcdawg (WTF is "Jim Eagle?")
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To: NOBO2012

My cat’s would turn that into a bowling alley.


5 posted on 03/27/2021 6:01:36 AM PDT by Dusty Road (")
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To: NOBO2012
Cups? What's this about Cups?


6 posted on 03/27/2021 6:09:52 AM PDT by rlmorel ("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
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To: NOBO2012

Missing

unfixed male. He’ll show up one day with new scars but for now, MIA


7 posted on 03/27/2021 6:27:03 AM PDT by Pollard (Bunch of curmudgeons)
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To: NOBO2012

One of mine, my boy Newt is curled up in his favorite chair in my computer room.


8 posted on 03/27/2021 6:27:43 AM PDT by jmacusa (The result of conformity is everyone will like you but yourself.)
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To: NOBO2012

Don’t have a cat but this article reminded me that I haven’t eaten Chinese in a while! 🙀

BAD Formerly Proud Canadian, BAD!👋


9 posted on 03/27/2021 7:07:39 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see... )
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To: NOBO2012

Thanks for the laugh


10 posted on 03/27/2021 7:10:19 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: NOBO2012

Not trying the experiment, but pretty sure I have a 1 and a 3.


11 posted on 03/27/2021 7:19:04 AM PDT by tnlibertarian
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

12 posted on 03/27/2021 8:58:13 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit..)
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To: carriage_hill
Pyoo king ?

Looks pretty un-woke to me. All the Karens
will sic the thought police on you if you
keep that sort of thing up.

13 posted on 03/27/2021 9:29:34 AM PDT by StACase (CO2 is NOT a Problem)
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To: StACase

We have ‘Karens’ here on FR?


14 posted on 03/27/2021 9:48:15 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit..)
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To: Dusty Road

“My cat’s would turn that into a bowling alley.”

my 10 month old male kitten wouldn’t rest until EVERY cup was turned over AND scattered to the four winds!


15 posted on 03/27/2021 12:23:29 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: NOBO2012
Cat 1.

Some cats get this crazy look in their eyes, then they knock everything off the mantle or table.

My cat does not get that look, ever. Also, he never knocks anything over.

16 posted on 03/27/2021 12:59:11 PM PDT by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: NOBO2012
My cats are probably sleeping. The Indoors are on my bed and barns are either snoozing in the hay or on one of the cows.

People blink and stare when they see a cat sleeping on the back of a grazing cow.

17 posted on 03/27/2021 1:11:13 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (May their path be strewn with Legos, may they step on them with bare feet until they repent. )
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To: NOBO2012

I’ve had enough to know that they all have different personalities. But! They almost all have one thing in common, they keep the vermin at bay. The only vermin I find around here are already dead. The cats provide me a service. It’s either cats or a bunch of traps and poison (that, in my opinion is less effective AND NOT nearly as much fun).


18 posted on 03/27/2021 7:49:38 PM PDT by The Right Edge (Staunch Trump Supporter AND PROUD to be!)
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To: carriage_hill
Well just darn - The image "A Formerly Proud
Canadian" pasted up here the other day has gone
missing.

Does Karen poke her woke nose in here at FR?
Well she has to find something to fuel her
outrage. I expect lots "hair on fire" liberals
lurk here to see what's going on.

19 posted on 03/28/2021 11:00:07 AM PDT by StACase (CO2 is NOT a Problem)
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