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Utterly Pathetic: Biden Inauguration Rehearsal Cancelled – You Won’t Believe the Reason Why
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 01/18/2021 9:29:49 AM PST by EyesOfTX

Honestly, it’s hard to even know what to say about the utterly pathetic state of this country anymore. Monday morning the DC Swamp was supposed to conduct a rehearsal of the imaginary inauguration ceremony to be conducted for its designated sock-puppet-in-waiting, China Joe Potato Head Biden. But the whole thing got cancelled when dark smoke began rising several blocks away.

The source of the dark smoke? Oh, you have to wait for that – read it in this clip from a story at JustTheNews.com:

VDO.AI

The rehearsal on Capitol Hill on Monday for Joe Biden’s inauguration was cancelled and those in attendance were told to evacuate as the result of an “external security threat,” according to news reports and social media posts.

The evacuation from the west side of the U.S. Capitol Building was being reported by The Daily Mail.

Fox News producer Chad Pergram tweeted that the threat was under the bridge near the Capitol building – on I-295 at First and F streets SE – and that staff and other personnel are directed to avoid coming to the Capitol Complex area until further notice.

Another social media post, with a picture, states the fire is at a “homeless encampment.”

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Looking at a map of Washington, DC, the intersection from which the homeless camp fire is emanating is about 3,000 feet, or well over half a mile from the front of the Capitol Building, where the inaugural ceremonies will supposedly take place on Wednesday.

So, anyone who wishes apparently can disrupt Wednesday’s ceremonies by simply slipping a fifty to a homeless guy as payment to light the nearest garbage can on fire around noon.

Hell, Biden’s own handlers will probably do it just to avoid the potential embarrassment of the guy referring to his VP as “that gal over there in the funny sneakers.”

You seriously could never make this stuff up, folks. Don’t even try.

That is all.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: fakenews; medaibias; presidentslowjoe; trump; trumpwinsagain
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1 posted on 01/18/2021 9:29:50 AM PST by EyesOfTX
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To: EyesOfTX

Biden Presidency fails smoke test


2 posted on 01/18/2021 9:32:04 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: EyesOfTX

Joe can’t remember anything for 24 hours, so why rehearse?


3 posted on 01/18/2021 9:32:27 AM PST by G Larry (Authority is vested in those to whom it applies.)
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To: EyesOfTX

I can imagine the fire department response for that fire. Making mountains out of molehills seems to be a DemonKKKrat trait.


4 posted on 01/18/2021 9:34:10 AM PST by jonrick46 ( Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
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To: EyesOfTX

Everyone in DC should light their fireplaces Wednesday.


6 posted on 01/18/2021 9:35:11 AM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: EyesOfTX

So we will be governed by little scaredy cats for the next 24 mos. The rustle of a leaf will make them flee.


7 posted on 01/18/2021 9:36:23 AM PST by lurk ( )
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To: EyesOfTX

Why rehearse, Biden can’t stand for more than a few minutes and the justice will tell him what to say in the oath.


8 posted on 01/18/2021 9:36:39 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: EyesOfTX

Someone buy that bum a cigar.

And some fire crackers!


9 posted on 01/18/2021 9:37:41 AM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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To: EyesOfTX

Will Biden break his campaign record attendance of 47 people?


10 posted on 01/18/2021 9:37:55 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (Allegations of vote fraud cause you to 1)Provide contrary evidence or 2)Censor and erect razor wire)
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To: EyesOfTX

Thanks - I like the idea of the $50.00!!!!


11 posted on 01/18/2021 9:37:58 AM PST by Thank You Rush ( )
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To: EyesOfTX

“...designated sock-puppet-in-waiting, China Joe Potato Head Biden.”


Can you add Sundowner to his name...?


12 posted on 01/18/2021 9:38:45 AM PST by hanamizu
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To: gitmo

I’m going to guess that at least a few people have fireworks they can set off from some roof.

With a VERY long fuse.


13 posted on 01/18/2021 9:38:47 AM PST by SauronOfMordor (A Leftist can't enjoy life unless they are controlling, hurting, or destroying others)
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To: EyesOfTX

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3926465/posts


14 posted on 01/18/2021 9:39:18 AM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs. I )
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To: EyesOfTX

Purposeful to see response


15 posted on 01/18/2021 9:39:36 AM PST by Chauncey Gardiner
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To: EyesOfTX

So a Dumpster Fire was canceled because of a Dumpster Fire .... LMFAO


16 posted on 01/18/2021 9:39:38 AM PST by fedupjohn (Waiting for Trump's new Caribbean Resort "Club Gitmo" to open for business! )
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To: EyesOfTX

Biden = Xiden, pass it on, make it stick.


17 posted on 01/18/2021 9:41:11 AM PST by JonPreston (Q: Never have so many, been so wrong, so often)
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To: EyesOfTX

Joe BiteMe has put a lid on his presidency.


18 posted on 01/18/2021 9:41:42 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: EyesOfTX

Close to a dumpster fire. DOH!


19 posted on 01/18/2021 9:43:51 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from the inside? Check! WTH? Screwed, blued and tatooed. Navy Vet. Joined in '67.)
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To: EyesOfTX
Yep!
Clearly Trump instigated the homeless to try to stay warm...
Snicker...
20 posted on 01/18/2021 9:46:12 AM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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