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Democrats Propose Stopping Coyotes By Distracting Them With Decoy Roadrunners
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/24/2020

Posted on 10/24/2020 4:10:03 PM PDT by DFG

After Trump brought attention to the coyote epidemic at the southern border during the debates, Democrats on Twitter are offering unique solutions to the problem, such as setting up decoy roadrunners to distract the coyotes.

"Everyone knows that a coyote's greatest nemesis is the roadrunner. That's just science," said AOC to reporters. "Trump has done nothing to stop the scourge of deadly coyotes smuggling innocent children into the concentration camps at the southern border. We need to do something with science to make it stop!"

AOC and The Squad have partnered to promote legislation that would require large cardboard cutouts of the roadrunner from the famous Warner Brothers cartoons to be placed every 8 feet at the southern border.

"Why is this the first I'm even hearing about this?" said AOC. "I, like, literally can't believe Trump hasn't done anything about the coyotes. We need to do something now, like this new and ambitious plan to place a million roadrunner decoys throughout the desert!"

According to progressive legislators, the new plan will cost only 800 trillion dollars and will create infinity jobs.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: aoc; babylonbee; buildthewall; coyote; roadrunner
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To: DFG

All things ACME ,LOL


21 posted on 10/24/2020 4:48:43 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: dp0622
8 trillion and infinity LOL

The Bee has got hyperbole down pat. But, infinity... let's see them top that.

22 posted on 10/24/2020 4:50:36 PM PDT by C210N
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To: DFG

Could work.


23 posted on 10/24/2020 4:58:50 PM PDT by LIConFem (I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot acceptI)
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To: DFG

How many of you remember waking up early on Saturday morning to sit on the floor in front of the tv and watch these cartoons.


24 posted on 10/24/2020 5:07:44 PM PDT by circlecity
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To: tinyowl

Trump should take one of those decoy coyotes on the trail with him.


25 posted on 10/24/2020 5:18:17 PM PDT by Raceway
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To: DFG

Will they drop anvils on the coyotes?


26 posted on 10/24/2020 5:32:35 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: dowcaet
All the stuff they’re buying for 800 trillion dollars doesn’t work…

No problemo! Just throw more of the other guy’s money at it. SSDD!

27 posted on 10/24/2020 5:33:50 PM PDT by immadashell (Save Innocent Lives - ban Gun Free Zones)
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To: antidemoncrat

Libtards are intellectually
Very Lazy.
They just say,
“Orange Man Bad!”
Then all the Morons join
In The Chorus.


28 posted on 10/24/2020 6:11:22 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (TRUMP, the Other guy lives in a Basement!)
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To: circlecity

Mom said Okay and
Then starts up
That
Damn
Vacuum Cleaner!


29 posted on 10/24/2020 6:13:13 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (TRUMP, the Other guy lives in a Basement!)
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To: wastedyears

I have a roadrunner hanging around my yard. The other day he was on my front porch pulling the caulking off and eating it, then grabbed another piece and left. Guess it thought it was a worm or snake. They’re mean and eat small birds but I still think they’re cute.


30 posted on 10/24/2020 6:19:41 PM PDT by Citizen Soldier
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To: Big Red Badger
proud-Lieberal
31 posted on 10/24/2020 6:20:51 PM PDT by timestax
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To: DFG

BEEP BEEP!


32 posted on 10/24/2020 6:29:55 PM PDT by mfish13 (Elections have Consequences.)
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To: timestax

Does’ this little
Booger Eating Moron
Have a Name?
.
Asking for a “Friend.”


33 posted on 10/24/2020 6:39:41 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (TRUMP, the Other guy lives in a Basement!)
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To: DFG

This Demands a Pulitzer Prize!! One of the Best.


34 posted on 10/24/2020 7:05:08 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: Big Red Badger

Its Ralph, Chief Wiggums kid from The Simpsons.


35 posted on 10/24/2020 7:13:35 PM PDT by The MAGA-Deplorian (It is the Trump way! It is the only way!)
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To: The MAGA-Deplorian

Ralph,
It Fits.
Thanks.


36 posted on 10/24/2020 8:02:22 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (TRUMP, the Other guy lives in a Basement!)
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