Posted on 10/24/2020 4:10:03 PM PDT by DFG
After Trump brought attention to the coyote epidemic at the southern border during the debates, Democrats on Twitter are offering unique solutions to the problem, such as setting up decoy roadrunners to distract the coyotes.
"Everyone knows that a coyote's greatest nemesis is the roadrunner. That's just science," said AOC to reporters. "Trump has done nothing to stop the scourge of deadly coyotes smuggling innocent children into the concentration camps at the southern border. We need to do something with science to make it stop!"
AOC and The Squad have partnered to promote legislation that would require large cardboard cutouts of the roadrunner from the famous Warner Brothers cartoons to be placed every 8 feet at the southern border.
"Why is this the first I'm even hearing about this?" said AOC. "I, like, literally can't believe Trump hasn't done anything about the coyotes. We need to do something now, like this new and ambitious plan to place a million roadrunner decoys throughout the desert!"
According to progressive legislators, the new plan will cost only 800 trillion dollars and will create infinity jobs.
All things ACME ,LOL
The Bee has got hyperbole down pat. But, infinity... let's see them top that.
Could work.
How many of you remember waking up early on Saturday morning to sit on the floor in front of the tv and watch these cartoons.
Trump should take one of those decoy coyotes on the trail with him.
Will they drop anvils on the coyotes?
No problemo! Just throw more of the other guy’s money at it. SSDD!
Libtards are intellectually
Very Lazy.
They just say,
“Orange Man Bad!”
Then all the Morons join
In The Chorus.
Mom said Okay and
Then starts up
That
Damn
Vacuum Cleaner!
I have a roadrunner hanging around my yard. The other day he was on my front porch pulling the caulking off and eating it, then grabbed another piece and left. Guess it thought it was a worm or snake. They’re mean and eat small birds but I still think they’re cute.
BEEP BEEP!
Does’ this little
Booger Eating Moron
Have a Name?
.
Asking for a “Friend.”
This Demands a Pulitzer Prize!! One of the Best.
Its Ralph, Chief Wiggums kid from The Simpsons.
Ralph,
It Fits.
Thanks.
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