Posted on 10/03/2020 3:49:23 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat
It all started with a slice of cheese.
Sam Cornett, a local contractor, was driving down Pine Street when he noticed something being thrown at his truck.
“I thought that was kind of strange, so I flipped around and saw them throwing a bunch of items at vehicles and pedestrians,” he said. “I was in a low-speed chase with the cheese flinger, and they got away.”
A week later as Cornet picked up his daughters from the Sandpoint Waldorf School and parked at the nearby skate park. When he returned, he found three more cheese slices. Cornett’s girlfriend, who works at the YMCA, was also “cheezed.”
After finding the slices, Cornett started looking around the park and quickly found the car he recognized as the cheese throwers’....
(Excerpt) Read more at bonnercountydailybee.com ...
Bonner County is in North Idaho, God’s country and heavily Republican.
> Semi-automatic cheese slicers should be limited to cutting. maximum of nine slices of cheese between cleaning. Does anyone really need ten slices of cheese for a sandwich? <
LOL! Well done!
As an aside, that’s something about conservative message boards like Free Republic. They are filled with good, gentle humor. But on a liberal message board you’d instead get something vulgar and stupid, maybe something like “F**k that cheese!”
What next?
Do you want to microstamp cheese?
Will I have to register my cheese?
Just went back through the armory. I'm low on ammo, but it'll have to do. Got enough green tip to fill two 100 round drums and a couple dozen regular 30 rounders. Got enough 7.62x51 to keep the FAL running through a bad day. It should stay quiet around here, but you never know.
I’ve got pretty-much a lifetime supply.
For better or worse.
Oh, you mean that food pantry stuff that won’t melt even under the broiler, and you can use it as emergency roof patch? That on our list of things you never skimp on, like toilet paper and garbage bags. Some things in life cannot be compromised.
I wouldn’t know. I know nothing about cheese. Can’t stand the stuff. Am allergic to it. Having cheese on my car was especially traumatizing to me.
Introducing Beef Supreme - out of retirement for Monday night rehabilitation.
This is a serious law and order issue.
We cannot count on the Democratic party.
For a few years the folks that lived in that house used to find pizza on the roof from fans “re=enacting” that scene.
There are monsters on TikTok holding their babies while dancing to a rap song about abortion and literally throwing their infants violently off camera when the “song” says “we don’t need no baby.” There’s another horrible POS song that has TikTok scum violently squeezing water bottles all over their unsuspecting babies. When one kid starts crying and stands to get away, the “father” grabs him and forces him to stay where he is. It is absolutely sickening and I’m sure the cheese thing is related.
Sandpoint: Sarah Palin’s birthplace.
OMG!! EVIL!
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