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20% of Millennials Say Jews Caused Holocaust [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 September 2020 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/19/2020 11:26:27 AM PDT by John Semmens

A survey of Millennials and Generation Z residing in New York told pollsters that Jews caused the Holocaust. This is despite the voluminous pile of evidence confirming that it was the Jews who were victimized by the Nazis in history's most horrific persecution of a religious/ethnic minority. Unsurprisingly, 60% of these ignoramuses were also unaware that six million Jews were murdered by this criminal German regime.

Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn) urged that "we should not be so quick to blame these youngsters. The Quran warns us that Jews are the most devious and deceitful creatures on Earth. No one has proved to my satisfaction that the Holocaust was not a hoax or that the claimed death toll wasn't outrageously exaggerated. Maybe the thousands of Jews killed by the Allied bombing attacks were blamed on the Germans to deflect responsibility for that American war crime."

"I think we need to keep an open mind about events that have been heavily propagandized by the western powers, particularly the United States," Omar said. "Fortunately, polls in Europe, the United States, and other parts of the world show that a growing percentage of people are becoming more skeptical about the fantastic claims made by the Jewish apologists. I look forward to the day when a truly progressive transformation of the American government can cut through all the Jewish lies and expose the real truth about who is really behind all the evil and tragic events in the world."

Fellow "Squad" member Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY) stood by her pal Omar and emphasized "the importance of electing the Harris-Biden team in November. Senator Harris is the most progressive senator in Congress and Vice-President Biden is so weak that it will be child's play to bend him to our will. This election is our best opportunity yet to impose an impregnable progressive power structure on top of a faltering white supremacy."

Meanwhile, in a smear campaign emulating the style of the Nazi newspaper Der Stürmer, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's House Majority PAC put out a political mailer portraying Republican candidate for New Jersey's third congressional district David Richter as a money grubber with a digitally altered photo showing wads of cash sticking out of every pocket in his suit jacket. Brad Komar, the House Majority PAC Independent Expenditure director called the resemblance to Nazi anti-Jewish propaganda "unfortunate. We are targeting his greed, not his religion. The fact that Richter is a Jew is just a coincidence."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=414798.0


TOPICS: Education; Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; holocaust; jews; satire

1 posted on 09/19/2020 11:26:27 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Well yeah - if we weren’t around it wouldn’t have happened. Either way we’re at fault.


2 posted on 09/19/2020 11:28:39 AM PDT by SkyDancer (~ Pilots: Looking Down On People Since 1903 ~)
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To: John Semmens

Wait until they find out what the term Nazi is slang for...


3 posted on 09/19/2020 11:32:26 AM PDT by 2banana (Common ground with islamic terrorists-they want to die for allah and we want to arrange the meeting)
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To: John Semmens

That’s called the Roger Waters theory.


4 posted on 09/19/2020 11:43:28 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: John Semmens

Check out the bloodlines of SS member #2 (Hitler reserved number 1 for himself, so #2 is sometimes called the founder of the SS.)


5 posted on 09/19/2020 11:51:07 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: John Semmens
Yep! No surprise... Same result would have been obtained at any point during the past 70 years...
Of course, main difference is that now the other 80% think the evil U.S. caused it...
Ah yes! The wondrous miracle of 50-years of communist indoctrination in government-controlled schools and the blind support of sheep-as-parents who are to blame...
6 posted on 09/19/2020 12:02:31 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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7 posted on 09/20/2020 12:31:09 AM PDT by Impy (Thug Lives Splatter - China delenda est)
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US Literacy Rate and Illiteracy Statistics

In the United States, the illiteracy rate has not changed in the past 10 years. According to the US Department of Education and the National Institute of Literacy, the following statistics outline the state of literacy in the United States.

1. 32 million adults can not read in the United States equal to 14% of the population.
2. 21% of US adults read below the 5th grade level.
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3. 1 in 4 children grow up not knowing how to read.
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6. 90% of welfare recipients are high school dropouts.
7. 16 to 19 year old girls below poverty level are 6 times more likely to have children out of wedlock.
8. Low literacy rates costs $73 million per year in terms of direct health care costs.
9. As of 2013, Washington DC is considered the most literate American city for the third year in a row, followed by Seattle and Minneapolis close behind.
10. Long Beach, California is ranked the nations more illiteracy city followed by Mesa, Arizona and Aurora, Colorado.


8 posted on 09/21/2020 7:26:05 AM PDT by SJackson (wondered...what 10 Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through..Congress, RR)
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To: SJackson

“9. As of 2013, Washington DC is considered the most literate American city for the third year in a row, followed by Seattle and Minneapolis close behind.”

So literacy causes riots?


9 posted on 09/21/2020 10:57:40 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("SHUT UP!" he explained.)
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To: John Semmens

Of course. Jooos! were the ones getting killed. If it hadn’t been for them, the Nazis would have just had Gypsies, homos and communists to kill, and Poles and Ukrainians to enslave. Jooos! gave the whole thing pizzaz. So it’s their fault./s


10 posted on 09/21/2020 11:00:26 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("SHUT UP!" he explained.)
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To: SJackson

“In the United States, the illiteracy rate has not changed in the past 10 years.”

So it’s all Bush’s fault.


11 posted on 09/21/2020 11:01:42 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("SHUT UP!" he explained.)
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