Posted on 08/03/2020 6:00:20 PM PDT by Mount Athos
According to sources in the Biden campaign, the presidential candidate is on pins and needles waiting to see who it is he picked to run for vice president on his ticket.
Campaign aides say it's been Biden's most anticipated event since he found out he was running for president a few weeks ago.
A reporter asked Biden if he could hint about his VP pick during a brief interlude from his stay in the basement, where he was allowed to come upstairs to get some snacks.
"Oh boy -- I hope it's a real classy broad," he said as he drank straight from the milk jug. "I bet I picked somebody good and smart. A chick with class and style. You know, in my day, dames were dames and guys were guys. None of this 'guys becoming dolls' and 'dolls becoming guys' stuff. We would go down to the hop and do the mashed potato. You know, there's lots of good nnnn-- nutrients and stuff in potatoes. Potato is a funny word."
"Po - ta - to."
"OK, Joe, let's go," said an aide, shoving him down into the basement. "What Joe was trying to say is that he's chosen a well-qualified candidate who will run the country -- err, I mean, help him run the country -- with excellence."
This time I don’t think it’s satire.
At least she is used to being with a honky.
Biden forgot he was running for President. He also forgot what day it is, and where he is now.
He should pick Assata Shakur.
Indeed. Lenny Kravitz’ mom.
Too bad the actress died 25 years ago.
Its great! They have such rich Biden material to work with.
Expect calls to replace Biden to start gearing up... The press knows he’s a loser and now they need a replacement. The only question is... Who? Hillary? Romney maybe? Could they do a Hillary Romney ticket maybe?
And under what rule would they replace him? I assume they could always come up with doctor’s diagnoses of dementia and have Biden step aside for the good of the Democrat party, and of course the country.
Does he mean who Soros picked?
If Shirley Chisholm was still alive.
Biden does not look well. Is he slipping a bit?
His decline, just from February of this year, is stunning.
https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-chooses-aunt-jemima-as-running-mate
He's been in Congress for fifty years.
There must at least one black female daughter of some politico he molested back when she was maybe eight at a Congressional Oath Taking Ceremony? Not one?
Oops, meant to mention that BB is a satire site but a good one. ;-)
Too bad Geraldine isn’t around any more (Flip Wilson).
Actually the teacher who gave the card to him with potato ( potatoe) on it mispelled it.
Anyone supporting or voting for Joe Biden versus Donald Trump hates Americans/America and is mentally ill!
They deserve to be treated as mentally ill traitors now and for the rest of their miserable lives!
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