Posted on 08/03/2020 6:00:20 PM PDT by Mount Athos
According to sources in the Biden campaign, the presidential candidate is on pins and needles waiting to see who it is he picked to run for vice president on his ticket.
Campaign aides say it's been Biden's most anticipated event since he found out he was running for president a few weeks ago.
A reporter asked Biden if he could hint about his VP pick during a brief interlude from his stay in the basement, where he was allowed to come upstairs to get some snacks.
"Oh boy -- I hope it's a real classy broad," he said as he drank straight from the milk jug. "I bet I picked somebody good and smart. A chick with class and style. You know, in my day, dames were dames and guys were guys. None of this 'guys becoming dolls' and 'dolls becoming guys' stuff. We would go down to the hop and do the mashed potato. You know, there's lots of good nnnn-- nutrients and stuff in potatoes. Potato is a funny word."
"Po - ta - to."
"OK, Joe, let's go," said an aide, shoving him down into the basement. "What Joe was trying to say is that he's chosen a well-qualified candidate who will run the country -- err, I mean, help him run the country -- with excellence."
"Po - ta - to."
Shades of Vice President Quayle
He will smell her in due course.
Biden is sniffing around for someone who smells like Evian skin cream and L’Air du Temps perfume.
0 Electoral votes are too many for..Negatives Joe.
1. EVIL
2. Groper
3. Sniffer
4. Liar
5. Plagiarist
6. Racist
7. Rapist
8. International Extortionist
9. Demented
10. Destructive father figure
11. Dysfunctional family
12. Dog faced pony soldier
13. He’s dirty
14. He’s inarticulate
15. Hairy legs
16. You know, the thing
17. Let’s take it out behind the gymnasium
18. White privilege
19. etc.
20. etc.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? This azzhole is the best they have?
You say you want a revolution? When do not privileged whites join with others?
Arm up, Americans. We the people can eliminate one of the parties in a couple of months. SEND A MESSAGE.
READY - AIM - VOTE
When does it become obvious that the privileged MOB called “government” has turned against its citizens? Both sides and their agencies. 26+ TRILLION of tax/debt/war slavery.
Divisions mask/no mask courtesy of their propagandists...
Watch out propagandists...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW-IPrzM1g
Sleep soundly in your bed tonight, media. Just sayin’.
h/t CJ Wolf for contributions to the list.
The only problem for Joe is that his VP pick must be 35 years old. From the pictures I’ve seen of him with females, he likes them a LOT younger.
Tomorrow’s headlines today, only at the BabylonBee!
What choo talkin bout Willis?
That’s one of the funniest headlines ever!
It would have been Kamala, but Joe lost the notes and can’t find them!
You know, if video did surface of a candidate doing that it really would cost them a lot of votes. Probably 70% of the Karen vote. And that's nothing to sniff at. Well, Joe would, but you know what I mean.
With Biden these days, I have to double check every headline to see if it is the Babylon Bee.
Actually, make that every headline about any Democrat.
The Bee is on a roll this year.
Dan Quayle misspelled potato. Biden has one for a brain.
The media probably doesn’t want a VP candidate, the same way they don’t want any debates.
As soon as Sleepy Joe picks a woman VP his Presidential hopes, and the media’s vain hope of getting rid of Trump will vanish into thin air.
They pushed for a Biden (woman) ticket so so hard that now they’re actually going to get it... And they are suddenly regretting it with fear and loathing. This will be a very fun election cycle with almost certain disaster awaiting Biden and the media in November.
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