Posted on 04/25/2020 7:30:50 AM PDT by DFG
At his press conference last night, President Trump told everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water.
"Water's tremendous, very powerful stuff," he said. "You won't believe the things they can do with water. Water balloons. Water slides. Water beds. It's amazing. You can freeze it and make ice, I'm told. Ice is great for lots of things. Ice cream. Ice cubes. Igloos."
"Anyway, drink water."
Horrified journalists scrambled to warn Americans not to drown themselves in their pools and bathtubs.
"Trump says water is good -- but this is very misleading," said Rachel Maddow. "Did you know that water kills many people every year? These dangerous, unhinged remarks from the president could cause many to drown themselves. Plus, do you know what's hidden in water? Sharks. This president wants you to die from a shark attack!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Thanks for the post. Drinking water will be much easier than breathing Lysol.
bttt
It’s getting scary when there is almost no difference in The Babylon Bee and the MSM news.
Rachel Maddow says bong water good just look how much it helps us in the media.
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide now!!
Fabulous...thanks.
I’ve heard drink lukewarm water about every 15 minutes. Said to push any virus into stomach where acids will kill it. Heard that way early, in the progression of the virus.
It’s just a back door way for Orange Man to make Waterboarding mainstream.
Don’t fall for it.
President Trump: “A little water never hurt anyone.”
Enemedia: “Trump Claims no one died on the Titanic!!”
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