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Corona Virus Humor (because we need some)
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| jimjohn
Posted on 03/14/2020 10:56:19 AM PDT by jimjohn
Since we're Americans, we don't just sit around in a panic. We meet crisis head on, and laugh in the face of adversity. And beside, we could use a little humor these days. I'll give a try and folks can chime in where appropriate.
* From now on, folks watching the Walking Dead will take notes.
* Fighting climate change is on hold, but we could sure use a little global warning right about now to hepl kill this bug.
* a run on toilet paper? WEll, if you run out of food, remember that it doesn't taste like chicken.
* Nations across the globe are closing their borders. Guess we're all racists now. Perhaps Mars and Venus will sue.
* One good thing about the Corona virus: AOC's 15 minutes are finally over.
* with any luck, Joe Biden will be quarantined until after the election, while Bernie Sanders will get stuck in Cuba looking for a cure.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Government; Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: nocoronavirus; nocronovirus
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Since we're Americans, we don't just sit around a panic. We meet crisis head on, and laugh in the face of adversity. And beside, we could use a little humor these days.
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posted on
03/14/2020 10:56:19 AM PDT
by
jimjohn
To: jimjohn
Loved the one I saw: Has anybody told the Amish what’s going on?
To: jimjohn
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posted on
03/14/2020 10:59:38 AM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Some people thirst after wealth & some people thirst after fame but everybody thirsts after popcorn.)
To: jimjohn
West (by Gawd) Virginia is the last man standing!
Hillbillies inherit the Earth
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posted on
03/14/2020 10:59:57 AM PDT
by
HangnJudge
(Kipling was right about humanity)
To: pax_et_bonum
Well that’s a post I don’t see often on here :)
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:01:22 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
To: jimjohn
I’d like a lime with my Corona virus.
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:03:16 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: jimjohn
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:03:22 AM PDT
by
jimjohn
(2020: The year the Republicans can and should take back the black vote.)
To: jimjohn
The baseball season now appears delayed until May. If they play out all or most of the schedule, the World Series will be delayed until Thanksgiving - just in time for flu season.
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:03:32 AM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(The Democrats - Unafraid to burn in Hell.)
To: GOPJ; Grampa Dave; poconopundit
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With any luck, Joe Biden will be quarantined until after the election, while Bernie Sanders will get stuck in Cuba looking for a cure.
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:04:25 AM PDT
by
Liz
(Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
To: jimjohn
Man with Carona virus seeks woman with Lyme disease.
To: jimjohn
Q: What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.
:-P
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:05:03 AM PDT
by
Alberta's Child
("Oh, but it's hard to live by the rules; I never could and still never do.")
To: jimjohn
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:08:10 AM PDT
by
Alberta's Child
("Oh, but it's hard to live by the rules; I never could and still never do.")
To: jimjohn
I’m just waiting for junior to discover hand sanitizer napalm bombs....
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:12:48 AM PDT
by
dakine
To: jimjohn; All
LOL! Thanks. Life, liberty, laughs and the pursuit of destroyers of the republic, foreign and domestic. F UN
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:14:31 AM PDT
by
PGalt
(Past Peak Civilization?)
To: jimjohn
“* From now on, folks watching the Walking Dead will take notes.”
Hysterical!
To: jimjohn
We need to levy a tariff against Chyyyyyynnnnnnaaaaaaa for illegally importing its Wuhan coronavirus into the USA. More imported made in China junk. Talk about ‘trade barriers’.
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:21:09 AM PDT
by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: jimjohn
Curses to you, Big Poop!
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:22:09 AM PDT
by
PROCON
(Molon Labe)
To: jimjohn
I feel obliged to contribute here...
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:22:54 AM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: jimjohn
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posted on
03/14/2020 11:26:29 AM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: jimjohn
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