Loved the one I saw: Has anybody told the Amish what’s going on?
I think I love you.
West (by Gawd) Virginia is the last man standing!
Hillbillies inherit the Earth
I’d like a lime with my Corona virus.
The baseball season now appears delayed until May. If they play out all or most of the schedule, the World Series will be delayed until Thanksgiving - just in time for flu season.
Man with Carona virus seeks woman with Lyme disease.
A: The taste.
:-P
I’m just waiting for junior to discover hand sanitizer napalm bombs....
LOL! Thanks. Life, liberty, laughs and the pursuit of destroyers of the republic, foreign and domestic. F UN
“* From now on, folks watching the Walking Dead will take notes.”
Hysterical!
We need to levy a tariff against Chyyyyyynnnnnnaaaaaaa for illegally importing its Wuhan coronavirus into the USA. More imported made in China junk. Talk about ‘trade barriers’.
It’s getting near time to put The Stand in the dvd player...
BTW, I did my weekly shopping yesterday and today. In most of the stores I shop at regularly are either light or out of the expected in things like cleaning supplies, cold medicine, bread, peanut butter and mac and cheese. However, they are all out of flour. We use a lot of flour normally. I know the trends of the flour supply at all the stores but this is foolish. Based on when I normally see in carts over the years, I am sure very few of the people buying flour will know what to do with it. I’m sure many think they will be making bread when that runs out in the stores. However, the yeast supply looks full. They could be making cookies but the cookie ingredients like chocolate chips and things are stocked in full. It’s just odd.
BTW, is it poor taste to cough as I walk by a liberal hypochondriac at work?
If you do decide to do a ping list put me on it.
I laughed out loud over this paragraph from a Mark Steyn column:
“~So much for blowing hot. Blowing cold, it seems unlikely to kill as many people as the Black Death, despite following the same route of spread (from East Asia to Italy) and being dependent on the same containment measures as seven centuries ago (quarantine). But that’s because the best defense against an influenza pandemic is rising temperatures - or global warming. It seems an odd time for anti-Biden protesters to be rushing the stage demanding the slaughter of cattle herds when bovine flatulence may be all that stands between us and the abyss. For my own part, I will only travel with a flatulent Holstein as my emotional support animal.”