Posted on 03/10/2020 7:09:07 AM PDT by NOBO2012
I know, I know: the sky is still falling, along with the Dow. The Coronavirus is still causing runs on hand sanitizer, toilet paper and sanity. Joey B is still threatening to get the old band back together and Bernie is still insisting that “democratic socialism” is way different than “authoritarian communism” – although they are notoriously known for cross-breeding.
I sent my absentee ballot in for Michigan’s primary several weeks ago and I always have at least a 2 week supply of paper products and food on hand. Therefore I’m suspending my deep concern for the future of the country, along with what I hope are my irrational fears of a market collapse and the coming plague. Instead I’m going to focus completely on Taco Tuesday.
This week I’m sharing some sage advice for the lovelorn.
And guys - some Taco Tuesday advice for you as well:
Of course long term relationships with another person are notoriously complicated, why not settle for a transitory but satisfying liaison with a good taco? Once you maneuver around the tricky “appropriation” allegation associated with Taco Tuesdays, tacos can be true Social Justice Warrior fare. They bridge the intersectionality of several key SJW concerns.
Race:
Black and white tacos – two ways!
Gender identity:
“Puffy” tacos
Gender-fluid tacos
Nationality:
Asian tacos banh mi style
And in a pinch, you can even enjoy a good old American style taco, although they’ve fallen out of favor with the the SJW crowd due to the aforementioned “appropriation” issue:
Naturally your Taco Tuesday relationship will be transitory, but that doesn’t mean it won’t also be both deeply rewarding and satisfying.
#Namaste
So take my advice: grab a taco and a Corona and chill.
Tequila optional
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
That is, until wifey-poo discovers that her hubby is cheating on her with a 15-year-old skinny-minnie.
Great, now i’m hungry
Tacos sound good
Corona beer, not so much. Even in my drinking days
I like tacos.
I offered to test my kids Corona for the virus. No deal. Darn kids are too smart.
Isn’t this cultural appropriation?
I am in New Mexico now on vacation. Maybe I shall partake.
Actually I’m an IPA snob.
I will drink a Mexican beer when all the illegals have self deported...so, probably never.
We had a parakeet named Taco...................
Corona, made from the best Mexican water.
If they ever uncover a Guinnessvirus then I guess I’m in trouble.
Life is too short for bad food and bad beer but thanks for the invite anyway.
Best tacos I ever had were made by an older Mexican gal whose dryer I fixed. Even got 5 more to take home!
Corona? No thanks! I drink Yuengling, established in the United States in 1829 and still owned by the same family of Americans (Americanos to you Corona drinkers).
When I’m on my 6 months migration to FL one of the main things I miss from up north is Rudy’s Tacos. A small local chain in the Quad Cities (IA/IL).
Not at all authentic. Tasty though and covered with shredded cheddar cheese.
I can certainly enjoy authentic South of the Border cuisine but something about those things have me hooked. And don’t even let me think about their enchiladas!
And Taco Bell is below dog food so don’t compare.
Me too! Can’t ever go back.
The problem with Mexican food, as made by Mexicans, is... You never know when you’re going to get food poisoning!
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