Posted on 01/02/2020 10:11:49 AM PST by steveben
For some unknown reason, I remember that Alicia Witt’s mother may have been in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest hair.
I still picture her displaying her locks cascading over the banister of a staircase.
Of course I could be wrong and it might be necessary to have a hair-down picture when she is naked to be absolutely sure...
It's a different color in every shot! Almost every color but black.
Lighting? Trick photography?
At any rate, it shouldn't be difficult for her imagine herself with a different color.
Other than that little fib, she's poifect, poifect.
Haters gonna hate.
I know a woman from Paraguay who has hair almost as long. Thick curly raven hair. A real 5 alarm fire. Gotta love it.
Who wouldn’t want to play horsey with her?
“ You mean collude with, not collide with hahaha..”
Agh! Well, my proofreading resolution didn’t last long.
Although, colliding with her could be interesting too.
I know some people love it and more power to them, but the sight of that much hair kind of freaks me out.
You might have an itch she could scratch.
When the lights are out in the bedroom, you can't even see the makeup or lack of..........LOL!
I’m aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don’t care,
Cause they’re not aware,
Nor are they devonaire.
In fact, they’re just square.
They see hair down to there,
Say, “Beware” and go off on a tear!
I say, “No fair!”
A head that’s bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I’ve shared this affair of the hair,
I’m going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?
Here’s my beard.
Ain’t it wierd?
Don’t be skeered,
Just a beard.
-George Carlin
my daughter is 18 and has not cut hers since 8 it is beautiful.
I agree. She needs periodic hair trimming.
She’s 34?
.
Giddy-up!
She turned me into a newt.
BINGO! Sooo feminine!
I guess you got better.
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