Hyperactive Golden Retriever Bites Me and Draws Blood

YouTube ^ | June 23, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

OUCH! I was attempting to discuss my upcoming live streams of the Democrat candidate debates in Miami on June 26 and 27. However, Teddy the Golden Retriever who is an unashamed attention hog (or dog), got jealous of me paying attention to the camera and decided to completely upstage me, first with a few nips at my feet and then biting my arm and drawing blood. While I was struggling with Teddy, the volume was knocked out on my camera in about the final minute and a half. Perhaps that is a good thing because you don't have to hear me yell out in pain.

Teddy wasn't really vicious. He was just being playful in his own weird way. Oh, and the bites on my arm look way worse they they actually were. All I am left with are just some very minor bruises and cuts but they sure did hurt when Teddy bit me. Category

[Mr. K]

Could you repeat that in complete sentences with nouns and verbs?

I can’t understand a word of it.

[Maudeen]

Read it with feeling. . . . . . . . . . . .you’ll get the idea.

[Empireoftheatom48]

My rescue retriever mix loves to play bite, he gets excited and wants to play and grabs you if your not careful. He acts like a big puppy, When we first got him from animal services he was 42 lbs, now he’s 87 lbs. and not fat. Yesterday we took him to the Vet because he started limping. The Vet said the reason was that he was having growing pains. Oh boy. When I was a kid I always wanted a pony. Looks like I’m going to get my wish. Think “ Marmaduke” ! 🐕