Posted on 06/02/2019 10:40:32 AM PDT by John Semmens
Though former second lady Jill Biden has promised to keep a close rein on husband Joe’s inappropriate touching and sniffing of women on the campaign trail, there was another incident this week involving a 10-year-old girl at a town hall in Houston hosted by the American Federation of Teachers.
Jill explained that “the batteries in the shock collar he now ears under his shirt had rundown from overuse. Without this needed reminder not to touch, Joe was being his usual touchy-feely self. I take full responsibility for not having a back-up power source in place. But let’s not overlook the progress that he’s made. Before we took countermeasures he likely would have had his hands on dozens in the weeks he’s been campaigning. At worst, I’d say the problem is 90% solved, though Joe is puzzled that his neck has been hurting a lot recently.”
“Judging from the size of the turnout he is getting it looks like he’s down to groping only one person in the typical ten-person crowds he is drawing,” Trump tweeted.
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Why start now? He’s been at it for years. You knew it happened, and let him get away with it. You’re an enabler just like Hillary.
Sessions is a good grandfather.
These children shouldn’t be within 10 feet of that perv, the video clips are always going to be on the internet. Save the children, they deserve privacy.
supeglue hands to butt.
That leg and hand shackle to the waist combo comes to mind.
And why didn’t Jill reign in his offensive nude skinny dipping FOR YEARS when his female secret service offices had to be with him at the time?
This man is incurably GROSS.
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