Posted on 03/12/2019 10:05:07 PM PDT by NorseViking
On a cold afternoon in late January, I pulled into an industrial side-street of Saint Petersburg. There, I met with a man who I’ll refer to as “Oleg.”
Oleg drives a 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee ZJ—an “Orvis Edition” with a 5.2-liter V8. As we stood chatting by the hood of his car, many heads turned, and a fair share of strangers offered their thumbs up. A few others asked if the car was for sale, to which Oleg responded, ominously: “takiye mashini ne prodayutsya” (“cars like this don’t go up for sale”).
In America, the Grand Cherokee ZJ is at the roughest stage of its life cycle. It’s not quite a classic, like a Grand Wagoneer or CJ, but it’s by no means contemporary either. It’s in resale value purgatory—the hand-me-down, high-school parking lot phase of its life. But in Russia, the ZJ is one of few traces left of what many Russians call the “wild ‘90s.” Oleg and I went on to discuss where this reputation comes from. Needless to say, things got deep.
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For the Russian criminal underworld, however, the ‘90s was showtime. The rule of law was anemic. Free enterprise was now a thing, but so was racketeering. Sprawling criminal groups had their hands in all sorts of business, from street vendors to Siberian oil companies.
Against this backdrop, second-hand cars poured into Russia from all over the world—including Western Europe, Japan (a continuing phenomenon, by the way), and North America. All this in a country that had, just a few years prior, years-long waiting lists for Moskviches and Ladas. But now there were all sorts of flabbergasting exotics appearing on Russian roads: Ford Tempos, Toyota Mark IIs, and Volvo 940s. These cars had buttons that did stuff, and fuel injection, and airbags, and brakes that worked.
A status-oriented car culture developed in Russia as quickly as traffic diversified. In the criminal underworld, your bad motherfucker-ness was a function of how big and expensive your car was. As such, the mobsters wanted cars that whispered, “avoid me.” They needed a blend of the offensive and ostentatious. And this is where Jeep Grand Cherokee ZJ shined.
The ZJ had that all the American comforts, but in a durable and offroad-able package.
This is what set the Jeep apart from its body-on-frame competitors, like the contemporary Toyota Land Cruiser 80 Series and Nissan Patrol Y60—trucks that were still pretty spartan and underpowered in those years. The ZJ, on the other hand, made the gangsters feel special. It could haul a brigada and all their AK-47s to a shootout in the middle of a muddy field, and keep everybody’s asses heated in the process.
Indeed, it was the brigadiers who embraced the ZJ the most. In the criminal hierarchy, they were the ones called upon to resolve issues with rivals. For this reason, the brigadiers needed cars to project strength—to flex on the enemy. But they also needed power to dash out of an ambush, sometimes on very rough roads. A V8 ZJ did this better than almost any other SUV at the time.
And when so many other American-made vehicles perished in the harsh Russian winters, the ZJ proved resilient. Take for example, the Lincoln Town Car. A few of these body-on-frame sedans found themselves in Russia in the early ‘90s. God bless them. It’s painful to imagine how those poor, unsuspecting Panther bodies wobbled to death on those forsaken roads. Oh, how they longed for the senior center roundabouts of Boca Raton, Florida.
Still, ZJs weren’t immune to the thefts, shootouts, and occasional explosions of the “wild ‘90s.” Many Russian ZJs, sadly, never made it to the 21st Century; they died of “unnatural causes.”
Getting statistics on the Jeep Grand Cherokee ZJ in Russia is extremely difficult, if not impossible. All ZJs were imported to Russia by unofficial “gray” dealers or brought over by peregonschiki (lone-wolf car flippers). Those that are still around often have murky documentation. It’s hard to tell how many are left, or how many were around in the first place.
What’s clear is that Oleg’s clean ZJ is a rarity, especially considering the original “moss green” paint.
Russia is a very different country today. Saint Petersburg, once the backdrop for iconic Russian gangster flicks like Brat, is now overflowing with craft beer and coffee shops. Ever since the “wild ‘90s” came to end and the economy turned around, a new car-buying boom has ensued relentlessly. Nowadays, expensive foreign cars don’t impress anybody; they are the norm. In the big cities, a Porsche Cayenne is as common and uninteresting a sight as a late-model Toyota Camry.
One might say that Oleg’s Grand Cherokee ZJ is a has-been within the relative stability of 21st century Russia. But, even today, this car turns heads everywhere it goes. Like the third-generation Camaro in the U.S., the ZJ is a vehicular symbol of badness in Russia. Its criminal associations are woven into pop culture, forever.
Oleg admitted towards the end of our chat that “I don’t get cut off too often in traffic. In many people’s minds—people who know and remember the ‘90s—the Grand Cherokee is implicitly off-limits for them. It is a car that you best not mess with.”
I suppose, to a Russian, the questionable reliability of a Jeep/Chrysler product is of little concern.
Chrysler builds crap. There’s nothing questionable about it. With Fiat in charge Dodge quality is even worse now. One wonders how the company can remain in business with transmissions exploding everywhere. The only positive aspect of Chrysler is that it makes GM look good by comparison.
It was a sort of BMP meaning ‘thug’s fighting vehicle’. Service life was mostly defined by the intensity of gang wars meaning they were write-offs before developing natural mechanical issues.
In late 1990s JZ was replaced by Toyota LC100 in this role.
Sure luv my 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee, a great and beautiful machine $3000 bucks plus maybe another $1000 for 35000 miles its last trip - San Diego to Dallas in Sept. retired and going home.
Surreal experience. Watching rough guys pile out of a Grand Cherokee, acting like it conveys “ramp presence” as the bizjet community calls it.
Meanwhile, your mind sees, “don’t be late for picking up the kids from soccer practice”.
And now it’s a collectible over there. Makes you wanna go buy 10 of em and export them there. But You’d probably get the Roger Stone treatment and get raided and charged with the dreaded “collusion” thingy.
““I don’t get cut off too often in traffic. In many people’s minds—people who know and remember the ‘90s—the Grand Cherokee is implicitly off-limits for them. It is a car that you best not mess with.” “
LOL... just wow
I had a 1996 Jeep ZJ with the big V8. Best truck I ever owned.
Amazing to drive in the South Bend and Toronto blizzards I lived in at the time.
Very well put together, with very little repair required over the 400,000 Miles I put on it, doing long commutes.
When your first choice is a Lada Riva, build quality and reliability can only go up.
CC
I love my Jeep Grand Cherokee although it was almost $50,000. My first Jeep had a v8 and cost somewhere in the 20s. The new one is just a 6 cylinder but still I like it. If i could get my 96 Jeep with the v8 I would. It had real pickup and go .
I’ve owned three AMC Jeeps. A 1978
J-10 pickup, a 1979 Grand Cherokee,
and a 1979 CJ7 (40 YEARS OLD and
still running strong). None of them
ever left me stranded due to
mechanical problems or breakdowns
in the rough stuff. I also have a
2006 Wrangler Rubicon. The capabilities
of this vehicle is awesome off road
with its’ factory lockers. It will
literally climb a tree, and is running
strong at 145,000 miles.
My wife and I owned a 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee with the best engine Jeep ever made - the 258-cu.in. straight-6. If they ever could have figured out how to keep brakes and rotors on that thing, I might still have it. It became a 20,000 mile regular consumer of brakes & rotors and no one at Jeep thought anything of it.
My Jeep Cherokee was fine until I had to start making a long commute. Then it fell apart faster than I could get it repaired.
Agreed with all that Chrysler builds crap, and that it maybe has become worse (if that was possible). I don't think their cars from the era mentioned were as bad, but still, you have to wonder how they got parts for the inevitable repairs. Interesting stuff.
I have a 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo which I would like to sell. Any Russians reading this? $2500 AS IS, obo.
“with transmissions exploding everywhere”
Please enlighten me. I’m considering buying a 2019 Ram 3/4 ton truck. Our current Ford 10 speed transmission has issues and I’m looking for something reliable.
Do Ram trucks have the issue you describe?
I will not buy GM products.
I just watched that movie a couple of weeks ago (I checked the whole series out of the library!)
Pretty good car chase scene!
I have a co-worker who bought a brand new 2016 or 2017 (can't remember when - and he's not in right now to ask) Ram with a gasoline V-8 and auto trans. The night he took it home, brand new from the dealership, with less than 20 miles on the truck, the transmission cracked and dumped all the fluid on his driveway. It was so new, and transmissions for that model year were unavailable as they were all slated for production, not repair/replacement, that they wound up just swapping him another truck for the same price.
Dodge recently started getting transmissions from the same supplier that builds Toyota’s. I forget the name of the company. You may be ok in 2019.
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