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Today, fake officials filed a formal complaint against the Presidential campaign of Kamela Harris. The fake charges and details of the case follow:
- The 2020 Harris Presidential Campaign for POTUS hired illegal aliens to dye and trim the hairs of a camel to create a likeness of Kamela Harris on the male camel's hump.
- A regular tourist of the festival said, "I'm very disappointed. Their political stunt cheapened a beautiful festival honoring one of the great animals of the Earth."
- The owner of the abused camel translated the camel's complaint as follows:
"In America, I hear Kamela Harass gives illegal aliens, caravan invaders, and MS-13 gangsters food stamps and open borders. She says she honors Daughters, Mothers, and Grandmothers. However Harass apparently enjoys abusing MALES, especially male camels like me."
"I was deeply embarassed. The other male camels at the Festival proudly wore heroic, cultural and religious images on their humps. But since a female portrait was put on my hump, the other male camels started taunting me and calling me a sissy. They violated my GENDER by saying I looked like a FEMALE, TRANS, and many other genders in the San Francisco Municipal Dictionary of Genders."
"I expect Kamela Harass to not only pay me damages (ten 10 bales of hay), but also to cover therapist fees to straighten out my HARASS (Hump Abuse Recovery And Snowflake Syndrome) issues."
- The Mueller Investigation, Judicial Watch, and the AOC (American Owners of Camels) were notified to investigate for collusion to unduly influence the huge block of camel-owning American voters in the U.S. 2020 election for POTUS.
- What's more, the expense of $16 paid to the illegal artists to dye the camel's hide was not properly reported to the Federal Elections Commission.
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CAUTION: For those reading this story who do not have a sense of humor, please note: this story is 100% FAKE NEWS. However, in an alternate universe, it is absolutely true :- )
Forget the Fake News and enjoy the pics from this very cool Pushkar Festival in northwest India.
I learned a lot of things about camels as I gathered the pics. It's the first time I've seen pictures of camels up close. Fascinating animal! Enjoy!
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