"....have a bot watch a 1000 hours of "The View" and it would kill the first thing it saw"
Posted on 12/18/2018 6:17:40 PM PST by CaptainPhilFan
Anyone need a good chuckle? A guy made a bot watch 1000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies, and then had it write a script. All he shared was page One, and it's pretty funny.
If Hallmark doesn't option the script, this would make an awesome lego movie. A few more lines at the site.
Sorry for the delay in replies. Wow! Struck a nerve :) Or a funny bone ... I was watching “Christmas at Bramble Inn” on Hallmark. Now, however, in my effort to be responsible and polite to your replies, I’ve missed the ending and I don’t know if Hallmark Hot Guy and Willa the Widow got back together or not. Dang.
BTW, all my husbands are now bones, you know, so now I survive by refilling snow globes with Christmas juice. But I wrap all my husband’s bones in eggnog and keep them in the corner. It’s festive.
It can always start a blog and spam FR with hilarious posts.
I always thought “Mars Attacks” was a Holiday/Christmas movie. My wife straightened me out. Using somewhat vulgar language (effing) was used, she told me no way. I said but they blew up Congress and screwed up a bunch of leftist Hollywood types. That ain’t Christmas to you? Sheesh!
Can’t satisfy some people.
I think the bot has watched way too many hallmark movies.
They are the absolute vacuous mindless worst shleck dreck produced.
Lemme guess... Boy finds dog at Christmas, boy loses dog, boy finds dog.
Substitute girl, kids, and other things for “dog”.
[I never saw the movie]
Today is your lucky day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r3y-SRsNPI
If only it were 1974 again.....
Roflol!
...or Chinese porn, for that matter.
Can you be more specific?
I call it “TV for women who like to watch women being abused by men.”
I saw part of one yesterday....
:)
They are light, but that is part of their charm.
That said, this bot script is hilarious.
This bot is significantly more logical, and reasonable, than what is evident with the illiteracy and perversion of all subject matter, by left-wing global socialist!
In the name of “civil rights”, “hate crimes” and “social justice”, (Marxist code words), are slaughtering liberty before our eyes.
"....have a bot watch a 1000 hours of "The View" and it would kill the first thing it saw"
I was going to say...Vietnamese translations...but same idea!
It was the miracle dog that brought them together in the end who had puppies....at Christmas...under the tree!
it's been done already
"Insane 1977 movie sent Bruce Lee to Hell to meet Popeye, Dracula, and James Bond"
https://io9.gizmodo.com/5856771/insane-1977-movie-sent-bruce-lee-to-hell-to-meet-popeye-dracula-and-james-bond
The weirdest Brucesploitation flicks weren't afraid to use the late superstar's name for dreck-level supernatural and science fiction flicks. Just behold 1977's The Dragon Lives Again.
In this Hong Kong action-comedy, the martial artist descends to the Underworld to help Popeye and Caine from Kung Fu prevent Dracula, the Exorcist, Emmanuelle, the Godfather, Clint Eastwood, and Zatoichi the Blind Swordman from taking over the afterlife. Check out the amazing clip above to see Popeye battle some underworld mummies....
>>And no zombies. At least in what little I’ve seen.
There are zombies (walking mummies) in the movie where Bruce Lee teams up with Popeye to fight Emanuelle (and Dracula) in Hell.
But that isn’t a Hallmark movie, just a Hong Kong movie discussed in this thread.
>>Are you telling me Seinfeld wasn’t real?
There is a Seinfeld reference that applies to just about every situation.
It may have been fake but it sure was accurate.
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