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Bot Creates Hilarious Movie Script After Watching 1000 Hours of Hallmark Christmas Movies
Twitter via Petty Mayonaise ^ | 12/12/18 | Keaton Patti

Posted on 12/18/2018 6:17:40 PM PST by CaptainPhilFan

Anyone need a good chuckle? A guy made a bot watch 1000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies, and then had it write a script. All he shared was page One, and it's pretty funny.

If Hallmark doesn't option the script, this would make an awesome lego movie. A few more lines at the site.


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: bot; clickbait; hallmark; humor; movie; satire
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To: CaptainPhilFan; All

Sorry for the delay in replies. Wow! Struck a nerve :) Or a funny bone ... I was watching “Christmas at Bramble Inn” on Hallmark. Now, however, in my effort to be responsible and polite to your replies, I’ve missed the ending and I don’t know if Hallmark Hot Guy and Willa the Widow got back together or not. Dang.

BTW, all my husbands are now bones, you know, so now I survive by refilling snow globes with Christmas juice. But I wrap all my husband’s bones in eggnog and keep them in the corner. It’s festive.


61 posted on 12/18/2018 8:36:45 PM PST by CaptainPhilFan
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To: TADSLOS; naeim.darzi; rustyweiss74; Sean_Anthony; V_TWIN; humblegunner; 50mm; TomServo

It can always start a blog and spam FR with hilarious posts.


62 posted on 12/18/2018 8:43:35 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

I always thought “Mars Attacks” was a Holiday/Christmas movie. My wife straightened me out. Using somewhat vulgar language (effing) was used, she told me no way. I said but they blew up Congress and screwed up a bunch of leftist Hollywood types. That ain’t Christmas to you? Sheesh!

Can’t satisfy some people.


63 posted on 12/18/2018 9:04:54 PM PST by Equine1952 (Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought.)
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To: jimtorr

I think the bot has watched way too many hallmark movies.

They are the absolute vacuous mindless worst shleck dreck produced.


64 posted on 12/18/2018 9:32:28 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

Lemme guess... Boy finds dog at Christmas, boy loses dog, boy finds dog.

Substitute girl, kids, and other things for “dog”.


65 posted on 12/18/2018 10:11:21 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Lurking Libertarian

[I never saw the movie]

Today is your lucky day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r3y-SRsNPI

If only it were 1974 again.....


66 posted on 12/18/2018 10:21:25 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: CaptainPhilFan
Awesome! 😂
67 posted on 12/18/2018 10:36:34 PM PST by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't waiting. Do it today.)
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To: 1FreeAmerican

Roflol!


68 posted on 12/18/2018 10:41:14 PM PST by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: seawolf101

...or Chinese porn, for that matter.


69 posted on 12/18/2018 10:50:39 PM PST by gogeo (The Repubs may not always deserve to win, but the RATs always deserve to lose.)
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To: SaveFerris

Can you be more specific?


70 posted on 12/18/2018 10:52:27 PM PST by gogeo (The Repubs may not always deserve to win, but the RATs always deserve to lose.)
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To: Jaxter

I call it “TV for women who like to watch women being abused by men.”


71 posted on 12/18/2018 10:53:59 PM PST by gogeo (The Repubs may not always deserve to win, but the RATs always deserve to lose.)
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To: gogeo

I saw part of one yesterday....

:)


72 posted on 12/18/2018 10:54:16 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Twink
We like Hallmark Christmas movies too.

They are light, but that is part of their charm.

That said, this bot script is hilarious.

73 posted on 12/18/2018 11:16:24 PM PST by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't waiting. Do it today.)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

This bot is significantly more logical, and reasonable, than what is evident with the illiteracy and perversion of all subject matter, by left-wing global socialist!

In the name of “civil rights”, “hate crimes” and “social justice”, (Marxist code words), are slaughtering liberty before our eyes.


74 posted on 12/18/2018 11:30:16 PM PST by patriotfury ((May the fleas of a thousand camels occupy mo' ham mads tents!))
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To: SaveFerris

"....have a bot watch a 1000 hours of "The View" and it would kill the first thing it saw"

75 posted on 12/19/2018 2:14:17 AM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Husker24

I was going to say...Vietnamese translations...but same idea!


76 posted on 12/19/2018 2:23:26 AM PST by mdmathis6
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To: SaveFerris

It was the miracle dog that brought them together in the end who had puppies....at Christmas...under the tree!


77 posted on 12/19/2018 2:31:22 AM PST by mdmathis6
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To: seawolf101
>>I wonder what would happen if the bot watched porn, or Chinese Kung Fu movies with the bad translation. I´m sure it would be funny.

it's been done already

"Insane 1977 movie sent Bruce Lee to Hell to meet Popeye, Dracula, and James Bond"

https://io9.gizmodo.com/5856771/insane-1977-movie-sent-bruce-lee-to-hell-to-meet-popeye-dracula-and-james-bond

The weirdest Brucesploitation flicks weren't afraid to use the late superstar's name for dreck-level supernatural and science fiction flicks. Just behold 1977's The Dragon Lives Again.

In this Hong Kong action-comedy, the martial artist descends to the Underworld to help Popeye and Caine from Kung Fu prevent Dracula, the Exorcist, Emmanuelle, the Godfather, Clint Eastwood, and Zatoichi the Blind Swordman from taking over the afterlife. Check out the amazing clip above to see Popeye battle some underworld mummies....

The Dragon Lives Again (1977) - Cinefamily Trailer

78 posted on 12/19/2018 2:49:51 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committtee)
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To: SaveFerris

>>And no zombies. At least in what little I’ve seen.

There are zombies (walking mummies) in the movie where Bruce Lee teams up with Popeye to fight Emanuelle (and Dracula) in Hell.

But that isn’t a Hallmark movie, just a Hong Kong movie discussed in this thread.


79 posted on 12/19/2018 2:54:47 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committtee)
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To: SaveFerris

>>Are you telling me Seinfeld wasn’t real?

There is a Seinfeld reference that applies to just about every situation.

It may have been fake but it sure was accurate.


80 posted on 12/19/2018 2:56:37 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committtee)
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