Posted on 10/16/2018 4:31:53 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)
This is what the Creepy Porn Lawyer calls a “moral victory.” – Monday was not a good day for Creepy Porn Lawyers, specifically, the nation’s most infamous Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti. You know, the guy who thinks he’s going to be the Democrat Party’s presidential nominee in 2020. Don’t laugh – he’s such an outright fraud that he just might get there, because we all know how Democrat voters love to nominate frauds for the presidency. Think about it.
Yesterday, fresh off of making a national laughingstock of himself for putting forward a literal crazy woman who accused Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of running a punch-spiking, girl-drugging, serial gang rape operation while he was in high school back in the 1970s, the Creepy Porn Lawyer became a laughingstock once again as a federal judge dismissed Stormy Daniels’ defamation lawsuit against President Donald Trump. Not only did the judge throw the creepy case out of his court, he also ruled that the porn star must reimburse President Trump for his legal fees in the case! I swear I don’t make this stuff up.
For his part, Avenatti responded to the judge’s decision like that little kid on the elementary school playground who, after you beat him in another game of marbles, always kicked the dirt and said “you cheated – I’ll getcha next time!”:
Michael Avenatti ✔ @MichaelAvenatti Be clear - even assuming Trump is owed attys fees from the defamation case (if he wins the appeal), they will be dwarfed by the fees he and Cohen will be required to pay in connection with the NDA case. Not even close. Yet more “winning” from Trump.
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Stop it, you’re killin’ me here, Creepy Porn Lawyer!
But Avenatti wasn’t the only leading Democrat 2020 presidential contestant who had a really, really, really, really bad day on Monday…
For Exhibit B, I give you Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren. – My goodness, I’m not sure anyone planning a run for the presidency – as Fauxcahontas clearly is despite her tepid non-denial denials – has ever suffered a more needless self-inflicted wound than Senator Warren did on Monday.
Obviously obsessed and enraged over President Trump’s frequent taunts about her life-long fraudulent contention that she is a “Native American” based on nothing but “family lore”, the neo-Marxist Senator from Massachusetts engaged in a huge bit of self-immolation as she rolled out a “DNA test” conducted by some flim-flam artist at Stanford University in an effort to prove the lore was in fact true. The extreme leftist Democrat Party propaganda rag, the Boston Globe, was only too happy to play host to her stunt, advertising Warren’s “proof” with a big front page story in which the paper originally claimed the test, which said that Warren probably had one “Native American” relative as far as 6 to 10 generations back in her lineage, somehow proved she was as much as 1/16th Cherokee.
Oops.
A few hours later, after no doubt hundreds of readers had called and emailed that having a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother who was “Native American” in one’s lineage would in fact make you a tiny fraction of that, the Globe then issued a correction that said that …wait for it…Sen. Warren is in fact 1/1024th “Native American!” A few hours after that, the paper then issued yet another correction as it desperately tried to make things better for its favorite Senator, now claiming that, ok, well, the test actually means she is somewhere between 1/64th and 1/1024th “Native American,” as if that made everything all better.
It didn’t. The damage was already done by then, and it turns out the “test” in question didn’t even use a single sample of actual “Native American” DNA as a point of comparison.
See, this guy at Stanford doesn’t actually have any real “Native American” DNA samples to use, so instead he uses samples from people in places like Colombia, Peru and other points in South America, on the theory that hey, all them Indians in the Western Hemisphere are the same, right? Holy cow!
Thus, what this “test” actually “proves” – assuming it proves anything at all – is that somewhere way, way, waaaaayyyyyyy back in her family lineage, Senator Little Mouth Always Running had one ancestor who might, maybe, have been Colombian, Peruvian or some sort of American Indian but nobody really knows for sure. It was on this basis, and with this knowledge aforethought that Sen. Lieawatha actually thought she was declaring victory here.
It all became a little too much for the Cherokee Nation, sick of Sen. Faucahontas’s constant, obviously fraudulent efforts to appropriate the heritage of which real Cherokees are so proud and over which so many have died. Early in the afternoon, the Nation issued the following statement lambasting Sen. Warren and this “test”:
“A DNA test is useless to determine tribal citizenship. Current DNA tests do not even distinguish whether a person’s ancestors were indigenous to North or South America. Sovereign tribal nations set their own legal requirements for citizenship, and while DNA tests can be used to determine lineage, such as paternity to an individual, it is not evidence for tribal affiliation. Using a DNA test to lay claim to any connection to the Cherokee Nation or any tribal nation, even vaguely, is inappropriate and wrong. It makes a mockery out of DNA tests and its legitimate uses while also dishonoring legitimate tribal governments and their citizens, whose ancestors are well documented and whose heritage is prove. Senator Warren is undermining tribal interests with her continued claims of tribal heritage.”
Ouch. Devastating.
Meanwhile, as the day went on, the fake news media became increasingly desperate in its efforts to provide cover for its favorite fake Indian, and focused on President Trump’s taunt from last year in which he said he’d give $1 million to Warren’s favorite charity if she could prove she was indeed an Indian. One nitwit fake reporter even questioning the President about it as he toured the devastation left behind by Hurricane Michael in Florida. Mr. Trump, smiling, responded hilariously, saying “What is it, 1/1000th? I’ll only do it if I can test her personally. That will not be something I enjoy doing either.”
So, just so everyone is clear here: Yesterday, President Donald Trump (I never tire of typing those three glorious words) succeeded in inducing a leading contender for the Democrat 2020 presidential nomination to a) take a damn DNA test at her own expense, b) declare victory over having been sort of “proven” to be 1/1024th right, and c) get taken down in a brutal way by the Cherokee Nation for her troubles.
That, my friends, is #WINNING.
That is all.
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Worst of all, Ivory Squaw Flake did this on a Monday instead of a Friday afternoon when she could have had several Sunday morning talk shows to defend herself with further fabrications.
DNA comparison with Latin American Indians?
Montezuma’s Revenge!
My goodness, I’m not sure anyone planning a run for the presidency – as Fauxcahontas clearly is despite her tepid non-denial denials – has ever suffered a more needless self-inflicted wound than Senator Warren did on Monday.
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Marco Rubio’s imitation of a broken robot at one of the debates comes to mind.
LMAO
Senator Warren has proven she is 100% free of any humor-genes.
Maybe the Creepy Porn Lawyer can team up with the Disgraced ‘Cherokee’ and write a book about their life - stowed away in the fiction section.
Being caught publically lying is a resume enhancer for Democrat politicians.
Trump needs to stand by his promise and give Warren 1/1024 of a million, $976.56.
Bottom Line: Senator, Elizabeth Warren, Democrat, Massachusetts, will never become the POTUS...period!!! In fact, if the good voters in the great state of Massachusetts had any inklings of a functioning, common sense brain and a good dose of the real world...they would broom and defeat this unbalanced, nutcase person “Elizabeth Warren”...what a loose cannon and airhead she really is.
In the great, revolutionary State of Massachusetts, cast your votes for Republican, Geoff Diehl & defeat Ms.Warren!!! She no more deserves to be a Senator in the USA, Senate, then I deserve to be eating Swiss Cheese on the Moon!!! Dump this disgraceful excuse of a human being!!!
Warren hates Trump with a passion because he took away her baby/playground .... the CFPB. Then, Trump has the nerve ... the NERVE I tell ‘ya, to mock her personally, high cheekbones & all. After her unhinged 20+ tweet storm last night, hurling insults at Trump, she may be in need of a straight jacket before the week ends. Self-inflicted, every bit of her troubles.
If a dem’s lips are moving they are lying. It comes with the endorsement. DJT is a godsend in that he calls them out or takes them on directly.
Senator Warren was expecting the media to spread the headline only - DNA test proves Native American heritage. She was not expecting anyone to actually read the report where one of her ancestors may have been ... well anything because that far back the test are worthless.
The media let her down. So sad, too bad.
If it was over whether she was legally a Native American, she loses because between 1/64 & 1/1,024 is far below the minimum standard for any recognized Indian or federal group, agency or programs. Most tribes requite between 1/4 & 1/16 and no body requires less than 1/32.
And even if it was over whether or not she has any Native American indigenous ancestry, she loses because the test she took (See below)measured for Latin American indigenous ancestry.
Trump is right again: HE DOESN'T OWE... SHE OWES
"Detecting DNA for Native Americans is particularly tricky because there is an absence of Native American DNA available for comparison. This is in part because Native American leaders have asked tribal members not to participate in genetic databases...""To make up for the dearth of Native American DNA, Bustamante used samples from Mexico, Peru, and Colombia to stand in for Native American."
Blackmail...it's all about blackmail. The dishonest are much easier to manipulate then people with ethics..
Not to mention, that President Trump told the American people in that “mainstream” interview the true percentage of Lieawatha’s heritage 1/1000th ,haha. So, by asking the question, they undermined their own narrative, enabling Trump to get the truth out there. Winning.
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