Posted on 08/09/2017 1:25:15 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
While many Americans are eagerly awaiting the upcoming total solar eclipse, which will be the first of its kind since 1979, some astrologers are cautioning one person in particular to be wary about the celestial event.
And that person happens to be Donald Trump, the President of the United States.
Wade Caves, an astrological consultant who published a lengthy analysis of the upcoming solar eclipse in its relation to Donald Trump's presidency, claims that the stars have been in POTUS' favor since the very beginning of his White House run.
Caves points out that there was a total lunar eclipse when Trump was born on June 14, 1946, which he believes makes him more susceptible to the power of the moon.
"The RNC put Donald Trump's name forward on a lunation – in this case, a full Moon," Caves says, linking the two events.
"On election day itself, Mars was hovering in the final degree of Capricorn, precisely where we find the Moon in this nomination chart," he continued. "These helped and aided Trump, put the wind at his back and give him weapons he could use because he has these chart features natally – a full Moon, and Mars in the final degrees of a sign."(continued)
(Excerpt) Read more at aol.com ...
Put down those astrology cards. Here is the latest prediction from NASA:
Just as the sun reaches the Baily’s Beads phase, a alien mother ship will move around from the opposite side of the moon and begin lifting up the crowds watching the eclipse. Billions will be taken into the mother ship to be transported to the closest alien colony on the planet Unicorn.
/sarc.
The magic chicken bones predicted he would lose the election. And Madame Zorba’s crystal ball says he will meet a stocky Russian dictator ...
Certifiably nuts.
And sadly AOL is my go-to source for insightful news...
/s
I’m not much for astrology as a predictor of the future. Divination by entrails, that’s where it’s at. What mysteries of the universe will be revealed by the knotty convolutions within Hillary’s bowels? We won’t know until we open ‘er up to take a look.
It could even be as disastrous as Y2K!
That’s the perfect window to put the little tyrant in Pyongyang and his coterie into the dirt-nap state.
>>Yes, this is an actual news report.<<
Aol? The old America Online that went broke or got absorbed (I can’t remember which)?
Or is it supposed to be Lol?
(End times — church and bar swap):
That nay be one of the best gifs I have ever seen on the subject!!!
Explains why AOL news is a failure.
I don’t do floats past seven digits.
I wonder if those old AOL discs can be safely used to view eclipses. :-)
“God is our refuge and strength.” Psalm 46:1
Look up “Astrology King” and go visit his website.
I guess that, tomorrow, we will have a story about a high priest in the pagan temple reading the entrails of goats.
AOL discs
I’m not sure about those, BUT, an old 5.25” Floppy Disk had a slot in it. That slot can be safely used to shield the eye to view the eclipse. Tried it for last partial solar eclipse in Boston - can’t remember the year...
nobama excels at spellin'/sayin' 'I' and 'me.'
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